The Sweetly Sexy, Yet Wickedly Satiric, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Tree House Of Doom

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…co-starring her French Bulldog, Amelie

Ok, y’all, we are gonna playtest a group story telling game (one of three, actually) that I’m fixing to write up and publish. It’s called AMUSE ME! and the rules are simple: I say “amuse me”, followed by a question. Y’all answer it and I pick the answer that most amuses me. Then, I ask another question, which may or may not be based upon the answer I received. You answer that one, I choose the answer that most amuses me. Rinse and repeat until we get a story told or I get bored.

So…AMUSE ME! “Why am I in this room with a bucket full of blueberries?”

(NOTE: The other two games are called So, There We Were… and And That’s How…, both of which we will give a shot at a future date…and at DunDraCon after my Toon game)

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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    – conversation overheard at Wimbledon before the invention of strawberries and tennis balls

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