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Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer
...those of you who didn't major in biology can look it up Life On The Magic Bus Chapter: REDACTED due to being out of temporal order Winker's final bow Things go cattywonkers Winker Sue Clay was a month past her 18th birthday and knew her time was up. 18 was old for any dog and … Continue reading Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer
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The Holy Crap, We Almost Missed Posting In October, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Blogstomper
...co-starring her old buddy, Doc Cross This is mostly a post to see if WordPress was even going to LET me post, which it hasn't done for about a week. Obviously, I have solved the problem. You may now look forward to new posts real soon now.
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The Very Wild & Wacky, Yet Still Homespun & Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Race Across Red Bluff
...co-starring her parakeet, Mrs. Doodles The Doclopedia #1,211 And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors: Potions R Us Potions R Us 30 second Town Crier spot #5 Hear ye, hear ye! (sung) Do you need healing, and need it fast? Do you need a potion made to last? Some polymorphing, or maybe flight? Come to … Continue reading The Very Wild & Wacky, Yet Still Homespun & Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Race Across Red Bluff
The Weekly Digest On Weak Digestion
...it's a pretty specialized publication The Doclopedia #1,210 And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors: TicketMonster Are you tired of missing out on going to arena battles, eldritch summonings, death chess matches and feedings of humanoids to the Great Luglorr? Then stop waiting in line at the box office or searching for an honest scalper … Continue reading The Weekly Digest On Weak Digestion
Albert, The Chicken Faced Boy
...most popular guy in the freak show The Doclopedia #1,209 And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors: Uncle Tubby's Porkburgers “Hey guys and gals, if you're looking for a quick and tasty snack, cruise on into Uncle Tubby's Porkburgers! Grab a Big Tubby with cheese. Made from premium ground pork, spiced just right and charbroiled, … Continue reading Albert, The Chicken Faced Boy
The Journal Of The American Society Of Earwax Collectors
...with a circulation of 32! Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi there, folks! Time for another go at reader mail. Kyle Miller asks: “Do fish sleep?” A good question, Kyle. Turns out, fish don't sleep like humans and other mammals, birds, reptiles or amphibians. They do slow down all bodily functions from time to … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Society Of Earwax Collectors
A Mink On The Brink Begins To Drink And Think
...and yes, stink. CatCon 8 Day 12: In which we head home, but only after hitting a brand new roadside attraction. So, we interrupted out trip home (actually, our trip to Spike & Mary's) with a stop at the, you guessed it, World Famous Sex Toy Museum. As museums go, this one is both fascinating … Continue reading A Mink On The Brink Begins To Drink And Think
The Almost Certainly True, But Still Damned Hard To Believe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Dugongs
...co-starring her mom, Mostly Green Josephine CatCon 8 Day 11, Con Day 4: It's all about the pie! The convention is almost over and, as we do every year, we had big fun. Last night's Old Time Radio shows went of without a hitch and were very well received. Next year, the con staff wants … Continue reading The Almost Certainly True, But Still Damned Hard To Believe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Dugongs
The Pastry Goblins Attack The Ice Cream Dwarves!
...it's war! CatCon 8 Day 10, Con Day 3: It's all about the Old Time Radio! Very quick report today, kids! Breakfast: Ate at Mistress Diana's Breakfast Dungeon. Great food and the décor is quite eye opening. (Daisy: WOAH! WTF?) (Leon: And humans laugh at us because we lick our butts?) Seminars: Went to two. … Continue reading The Pastry Goblins Attack The Ice Cream Dwarves!
Bucky & Squint Take A Goose To The Movies
...not their best idea CatCon 8 Day 9, Con Day 2: It's all about the warm mud! This morning, a great number of us had breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space!, which I may have mentioned in the past has BACON & BUTTER FLAVORED SYRUP. (Sasha: Every year, Daddy buys a 5 gallon jug of … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Take A Goose To The Movies
To Grill A Mockingbird
...first, get your grill nice and clean CatCon 8 Day 8, Con Day 1: It's all about the LARPing! Note: For info on the new names that appear below, see previous con reports. On top of the gaming, seminars (two for me, three for Spike), GMing (me, Brian, Peter, Daisy), (Daisy: I ran a dogs … Continue reading To Grill A Mockingbird
White Drunks On Pope
...Irish Catholics, no doubt CatCon 8 Day 7, Con Day 0: It's all about the goodie bag! We arrived in Critter City about 10 am this morning, after stopping for a hearty breakfast at Chuckwagon Jim's, a pretty darned good place to eat. (Silky: Biscuits & gravy for dogs!) (Leon: Fried catfish for me!) Our … Continue reading White Drunks On Pope
Luis Gato And His All Cat Mariachi Band
...they were pretty good for, you know, being cats CatCon 8 Day 6: In which we travel through a jungle in North Dakota, then pretty much kill a joke in Fargo A quick introduction for today's stop on our trip: The World Famous Amazon Jungle Of The North. The short story on this one is … Continue reading Luis Gato And His All Cat Mariachi Band
The Rare & Beautiful Hopping Red Barrel Cactus Of Potawango Island
...try to stay out of their way CatCon 8 Day 5: In which we recreate a hair raising ride, experience nature & Stupid Tourist Tricks and then just eat the hell out of ice cream Glacier National Park, so far: To start with, I need to point out that on our first trip here (DogCon … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Hopping Red Barrel Cactus Of Potawango Island
