The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island

...beautiful plumage, but they can be annoying.   The Doclopedia #1216 Potion Recipes: The Most Exalted Potion Of Summoning D'Lorkuu And Smiting One's Enemies What You Will Require 16 slaves, preferably Hinokans of the smeem caste 1 liver from an adult male CleTak beast 43 small, yet fully ripe vaa berries 3 gallons of water … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island →

It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Attacked By A Sex Crazed Emu

...my Christmas Eve was ruined!   365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #4   The Adventures of Captain Flame #1 Oriana O'Dell, known to the general public as Captain Flame, renowned pirate and captain of the Sea Dragon, was on her way to a business meeting with Captain Renaldo Lucasi, once known as Captain “Black Lukas” Storm, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Attacked By A Sex Crazed Emu →

The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast

...co-starring her Uncle Zeek Zebrahide Sasha Explains It AllAll The Time In The World I love time travel movies. I love time travel TV shows, novels, short stories, plays, heck, I love 'em all. In spite of the fact that almost none of them, especially movies and tv shows, get anywhere near how it really … Continue reading The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast →

The Really Quite Spiffy, Yet Not Overly Sappy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dancing Frogs

...co-starring her great aunt Francesca Fruitbowl   The Doclopedia #1,214 Potion Recipes: Potion Of Fast Running (From the Spring 1660 issue of Wizards & Witches Illustrated) Greetings, loyal readers! Auntie Eugenia is back with another great recipe designed to bestow amazing speed on anyone who drinks it. Here is what you'll need. A 3 gallon … Continue reading The Really Quite Spiffy, Yet Not Overly Sappy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dancing Frogs →

Chapter 177: In Which Our Hero, Fresh Off The Boat From India, Gets Into A Duel With A Spaniard, Woos An American Lass And Deftly Insults A Frenchman.

...which is the best way to do it Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,213 Letter I Have Written: To A Cousin Dear Oswald, It was good to hear from you after all these years! You look great in that picture. It would seem that being in prison helped you lose that weight … Continue reading Chapter 177: In Which Our Hero, Fresh Off The Boat From India, Gets Into A Duel With A Spaniard, Woos An American Lass And Deftly Insults A Frenchman. →

The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult

...co-starring her pet squid, Mr. Calimari   The Doclopedia #1,212 Letter I Have Written: To A Girlfriend   Dearest Angelique, By now you have realized that I flew the coop sometime between when you fell asleep and when you woke up. Actually, it was at 2:10 am, but that doesn't matter. What does matter is … Continue reading The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult →

The Happy Holiday, Yet Somewhat War On Christmassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hannukah Harmonica

...co-starring Patty's friend Rabbi Rabbit Sasha Explains It All More About The Magic Bus If there is one thing folks always seem to have questions about, it's the Magic Bus. This is pretty understandable, since it is unlike anything most sentients here on Earth (or for that matter, about a zillion other planets) ever encounter. … Continue reading The Happy Holiday, Yet Somewhat War On Christmassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hannukah Harmonica →