...every Saturday on this station, kids! The Doclopedia #692 What's In A Name?: Poison Cola It turns out that the name of this product was 100% accurate. It was a canned/bottled soda with the words “Poison Cola”, “100% Deadly”, “Do Not Drink This!” and many other warnings prominently displayed on the container. The ingredients … Continue reading Solid Steel Galactic Avengers!
Salamander Salad
...relax, it's FOR salamanders DogCon 5, Trip Day 2, Part 1 We are all awake and chowing down on breakfast here inside the bus. Zach and I got up early to do the cooking and we have everything from bacon & eggs to bagels & lox to hot & cold cereals laid out. Since … Continue reading Salamander Salad
Squid On The Run
...what does a squid run from? The Doclopedia #688 What's In A Name?: Cockroach-Man Cockroach-Man was the unfortunate name choice of a quite powerful superhero who was nigh impossible to kill, could eat anything, was fast as hell and generally creeped everybody out. When a worldwide nuclear war wiped out the rest of humanity, he … Continue reading Squid On The Run
Dr. Silkmelon Measures A Carnotaurus
...a damned tricky process, that! DogCon 5, Trip Day 1, Part 1 Only Sasha and I are awake, and then only long enough for her to pee outside and me to tell our autopilot, Data (who can now drive above the speed limit if he needs to), to drive the bus to San Diego. … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon Measures A Carnotaurus
The Story Of The Old Man And The Talking Tree
...no one believed him, so he got "sent away". The Doclopedia #682 Alt. Olympic Events: Gymnastic Gardening One of the most graceful and informative events in the Olympics, Gymnastic Gardening went totally organic in 1996. Since then, the British and the Americans have won equal numbers of medals, with America holding the most gold. … Continue reading The Story Of The Old Man And The Talking Tree
The Funky Chickens Go Looking For Trouble
...down in Ducktown DogCon 5 This year, our fictional con trip report is dedicated to Winker (2004-2012), who was with us in person as we took the previous four trips and will be with us in spirit as we take this one. We all miss you, Winky. DogCon 5, Trip Day 0 (Notes: As always, … Continue reading The Funky Chickens Go Looking For Trouble
Degenerate Shopkeepers Demoralized My Walking Catfish
...now they don't walk. They just lay around and mope. The Doclopedia #680 Alt. Olympic Events: Zombie Triathlon This popular, but deadly dangerous, event is always a television ratings grabber. The premise is simple: 12 individual competitors from 12 nations collect ten of their countries flags randomly placed in a 1 square kilometer area … Continue reading Degenerate Shopkeepers Demoralized My Walking Catfish
The Really Quite Spooky, Yet Also Very Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Night Of The Living Food
...co-starring her pet water buffalo, Cathy The Doclopedia #677 Alt. Olympic Events: 500 Meter Dog Poop Dodge This sport has been around since the late 19th Century, when dogs became popular as nonworking pets. It seems to have developed in most major American and European cities, then over the decades spread to other parts … Continue reading The Really Quite Spooky, Yet Also Very Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Night Of The Living Food
Extra! Extra! Man Bites Cat! Dog Laughs!
...man & dog both in critical condition The Doclopedia #675 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Posey Dogrider & Lifkin Maker By the standards of the Tiny Folk of Mitchell, South Dakota, Posey Dogrider and Lifkin Maker are crazy. Instead of settling down to a nice life living off the discarded items of … Continue reading Extra! Extra! Man Bites Cat! Dog Laughs!
It’s My Party And I’ll Hulk Out If I Want To
...it does tend to stop the party The Doclopedia #673 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Agent Red & Agent Green Simply put, Roger St. George AKA “Agent Red” and Leticia Partington AKA “Agent Green” are the two best secret agents the British Empire has. Both are well educated in several fields and … Continue reading It’s My Party And I’ll Hulk Out If I Want To
Adventure Module Z-1: Secret Of The Pirate’s Tomb
...ooh, spooky! A reminder to you, Gentle Readers, that the 2012 DogCon 5 trip/con report will start up on August 2 (this coming Thursday) right here on this blog. We'll have 11 folks plus 5 pets (3 of them imaginary and all 5 doing commentary) on the bus this year and we'll be taking … Continue reading Adventure Module Z-1: Secret Of The Pirate’s Tomb
A Jar Full Of Madness
...now in the new one gallon size The Doclopedia #669 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Sir Vincent & Rabbit Sir Vincent of Mobardy is a knight without a king to serve or even a homeland to live in. All of that was lost when the Beast Wizards came out of the west … Continue reading A Jar Full Of Madness
The Rare And Beautiful Whistling Purple Mud Ants Of Potawango Island
...they whistle while they work The Doclopedia #667 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: The Great War: 1896-1898 This is the first of Winston Churchill's three volume set covering the “Great War”, or as we know it now, the “Steam War”. It covers the two years before the actual shooting started, which Mr. Churchill was pretty familiar … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Whistling Purple Mud Ants Of Potawango Island
The Blue Turkey Tango
...nothing like the Whiskey Foxtrot Tango The Doclopedia #666 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: I'll Be Damned: My Life As The Real Prince Of Darkness You'd think that when Satan himself finally writes his autobiography, it would be pretty interesting. You'd be wrong. Oh sure, there are some juicy tidbits here and there (Not So … Continue reading The Blue Turkey Tango
We Still Like Monkeys, Even When They Act Stupid
...or eat all our fruit. The Doclopedia #664 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: Indiana Jones And The Man Of Bronze If you are a fan of Indy, Doc or pulp era stories in general, you've already read this. If you are just somebody who likes a cracking good adventure, you'll want to read it. Set … Continue reading We Still Like Monkeys, Even When They Act Stupid
The Amazing Spider-Mom
...Marvel should buy that one from me. The Doclopedia #663 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: Fifty Shades Of Potter Ok, so you are either going to love or hate this one. It's your basic Harry Potter BDSM slashfic, but taken up a few notches in both quality and kink. Few sexual stones are left unturned … Continue reading The Amazing Spider-Mom
My Life Among The Women Who Are Smarter Than I Am
...which is pretty much all of them. The Doclopedia #661 Dangerous Animals!: Budgies! “This is station KDOG broadcasting out of Henryville, Nebraska. We've rigged our station to broadcast at 500,000 watts, but we don't know how long it will last. The power keeps the Budgies away from the transmitter tower, but they're all around our … Continue reading My Life Among The Women Who Are Smarter Than I Am
It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
...who knew that a blender could explode? The Doclopedia #660 Dangerous Animals!: Puppies! From the Republican Party pamphlet “The Puppy Menace”, 1953 “It is exactly this cute, helpless look that allows the Puppy to infiltrate our government, our military, our businesses and even our homes. Americans are kindhearted people and Puppies use this against us. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
The Giant Blog From Inner Space!
...starring John Agar, Kenneth Tobey and John Carradine No Doclopedia post yesterday or today, but I might squeak one in tonight before midnight. If not, at least three tomorrow. If you haven't read my posts on Facebook, my mom's health has taken a downturn and we aren't sure how much longer she has to … Continue reading The Giant Blog From Inner Space!
Handsome Joe Gets A New House
...with three doggie doors! The Doclopedia #657 Dangerous Animals!: Ducklings! “Alpha Charlie to Base...Alpha Charlie to Base! We've encountered the enemy at coordinates Foxtrot One Niner, near the long pond. Jesus, there must be ten thousand Quackies! Enemy is moving fast, really fast. Estimate twenty percent of our forces got hit by the Cuteness … Continue reading Handsome Joe Gets A New House
Hot Bloggage! Now Only $5.25 Per Pound
...when purchased in the 20 pound Family Pack The Doclopedia #656 Dangerous Animals!: Kittens! Oh sure, Citizen, a kitten may look cute, but they are very dangerous. Every year, upwards of 5,000 people are killed and eaten by roving prides of kittens! They usually send out one member of the pride, the alpha male, … Continue reading Hot Bloggage! Now Only $5.25 Per Pound
My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
...not that I let that stop me The Doclopedia #655 Warning Labels: Deep Fried Fleems WARNING: Deep Fried Fleems are VERY HOT! Do not insert them into your nutrient intake orifice until they have cooled off a bit. (Not: Glaxians, Korrdruu & X'XaaanXaa may ignore that warning) If your body is unable to process high … Continue reading My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
...yet another fake anime titls The Doclopedia #653 Warning Labels: Zom-B-Gone WARNING: Zom-B-Gone is formulated for protection against zombies and other forms of the walking dead. Do not use for protection against living creatures, especially dinosaurs. Avoid getting Zom-B-Gone on your skin or in your eyes. Should this happen, shower immediately using BioKleen soap. … Continue reading Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
My Brain Is On Vacation
...and it hasn't sent me a postcard The Doclopedia #650 Warning Labels: Groombot 5000 WARNING: Groombot 5000 is not recommended for bitches in the final two weeks of pregnancy, or nursing bitches with pups under 3 weeks of age. Pups under the age of 14 weeks should not use Groombot 5000. Canines who are … Continue reading My Brain Is On Vacation
Not In This Issue: Robot Rabbits, Steamy Dreams and Soggy Doggies
...Soggy Doggies are for next month The Doclopedia #648 All Bottled Up: Motion Potion From a discussion between Bertram and Augustus, Wizards & Dungeon Creators Bertram: Alright then, Augie, we're on to the third level and any visitors should be running low on magic by now. Augustus: True enough, Bertie! I think we should … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Robot Rabbits, Steamy Dreams and Soggy Doggies
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