...another cereal that never made it The Doclopedia #930 The Alphabet: T T is for…Tovanite Raiders: On the world of the Circle Sea, the Tovanite Raiders are one of the most feared pirate gangs. Using swift & small, but very tough ships, they attack in swarms of up to a dozen ships. They move … Continue reading Rice Creepies
A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
...that general store will never be the same The Doclopedia #928 The Alphabet: R R is for…Rindi Climber: Among the Tiny Folk of New York City, Rindi Climber is legendary for her skill and bravery. She is also widely thought of as being crazy as a loon. You see, Rindi likes to climb tall … Continue reading A Wild Weekend In A Small Town
Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
...but we do have quilts The Doclopedia #926 The Alphabet: P P is for…Peaches & The Creamettes: These four young ladies (Janet, Katy, Nancy & Dixie) from Atlanta, Georgia, were one of the most popular girl groups of the early 1960s. They first got into the music scene in 1957 when, as sophomores in high … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Italian Shoes, Kumquats or Hydrothermal Vents
Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
...in the middle of the night in the rain The Doclopedia #925 The Alphabet: O O is for…Orbital Eye: Science has no explanation for the Orbital Eye that circles Earth 87. It is known to have entered out solar system sometime in 1966 and reached Earth on March 7, 1969. It orbits at an altitude … Continue reading Spider And Blondie Encounter Cattle And Goats
The Mindbogglingly Convoluted, But Somehow Really Informative, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Charity Treasure Hunt.
...co-starring her favorite teacher, Miss Lena Spozinski The Doclopedia #922 The Alphabet: L Is For... Leaving, Nebraska: The small town of Leaving (population 3,209) is located in the west central portion of the state and would appear to any observer to be a typical small farming community. Being quite a way off the beaten … Continue reading The Mindbogglingly Convoluted, But Somehow Really Informative, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Charity Treasure Hunt.
Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
... from the July, 1898 issue The Doclopedia #920 The Alphabet: J Is For... Joozoon Powder: Made from, among other things, the spittle of ancient red dragons and the earwax of a living hell hound, joozoon powder is a primary ingredient in many high lever spells. As one might imagine, it is a rare … Continue reading Doctor Tempest And His Amazing Adventures In The Zombie War
The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
...in many respects, they are like teenagers The Doclopedia #917 The Alphabet: G Is For... Golden Robots: In 1923, the Eastern European country of Grubansky unleashed an army of golden robots on its two neighboring countries Oxomistan and Anthillia. Within days, they were conquered and the robotic army was heading west. By the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Very Large Easily Confused Elephants Of Potawango Island
A Big Day At The Flea Circus
...I love the tiny elephants. The Doclopedia #914 The Alphabet: D Is For... Dream Gun: When the masked crimefighter known as Brother Night went out in the evening to hunt bad guys, his favored weapon was the Dream Gun. Many an evildoer was sent into a blissful dream state after being shot by it, only … Continue reading A Big Day At The Flea Circus
This Week’s Episode: Willie Borrows Clem’s Mule
...it's a laugh riot The Doclopedia #912 The Alphabet: B B is for...Baker Elves These jolly little elves stand just four inches tall and travel in family groups of 5 to 15. Most baker elves have blond hair, but redheads are not unknown. They all tend to be a bit on the chubby side, but … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Willie Borrows Clem’s Mule
Handsome Joe Visits Uncle Stanley In France
...or, An American Basset Hound In Paris The Doclopedia #911 The Alphabet: A A is for...Auntie Madder In the Reality of Earth 125, most of the Milky Way galaxy is ruled by the terrifying, yet harmless looking, Auntie Madder and her “Girls & Boys”. Nobody knows where she came from, but when you can cause … Continue reading Handsome Joe Visits Uncle Stanley In France
Twelve Angry Hens
...who puts chickens on a jury anyway? Ok, I got the following strange note from Joe, our quantum mechanic for the Magic Bus, a little while ago. I have no recollection of what he's talking about, but apparently some shit went down last summer and he managed to fuck with time and fix it. I … Continue reading Twelve Angry Hens
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Fat Man Gets Stuck In The Chimney
...and those damned elves just laugh at him. The Doclopedia #908 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Superhero World Great Present: A day off from heroing Terrible Present: A hand crocheted cape . . The Doclopedia #909 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...A Post-Apocalypse World Great Present: Food! Terrible Present: A computer . . The Doclopedia #910 … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Fat Man Gets Stuck In The Chimney
Janie Got A Gnu
...song title if Aerosmith were dyslexic The Doclopedia #904 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Zombie Apocalypse World Great Present: A solar rechargeable pulse laser rifle with head targeting technology Terrible Present: Eau De Brains perfume The Doclopedia #905 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Dog World Great Present: BACON! Pretty much anything made out of or … Continue reading Janie Got A Gnu
A Mink Wearing Pink Climbed Into A Sink To Have A Think
...he was on the brink and boy, did he stink The Doclopedia #902 Useful Holiday Spells: Create Fruitcake Golem If you want a helpful, yet mindless, servant for the holidays, try this spell. You'll need about two dozen good sided fruitcakes, which you will cut up, then reassemble into a humanoid shape. Once the … Continue reading A Mink Wearing Pink Climbed Into A Sink To Have A Think
The Rare And Beautiful And Jolly Scampering Santa Squirrels Of Potawango Island
...they leave gifts for other animals The Doclopedia #898 Useful Holiday Spells: Wrap Present If you have lots of presents that need wrapping, but you hate or suck at wrapping presents, this is the spell for you. For every point of Mana you put into it, you can wrap up to one cubic foot of … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Jolly Scampering Santa Squirrels Of Potawango Island
The Dark Bread Rises
...what? It's a pumpernickel rye! The Doclopedia #897 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Clods On Elemental Earth, all of the sentient species are some sort of Elemental. The most numerous on land are the Earth Elementals and every December, young Earthies eagerly await Crustmas day, the day when Santa Clods comes to deliver presents. Riding … Continue reading The Dark Bread Rises
Floggy, The S&M Cat
...NOT a story for children Doc Update 1: A few weeks ago, I straightened up the game room and turned it into a game room/writing room. This weekend, my madness is forcing me to re-do the library so you can actually walk through it and use the treadmill. 2: If you are going to Dundracon in … Continue reading Floggy, The S&M Cat
This Blog Is 100% Organic And Cruelty Free
...ok, so there might be a little cruelty The Doclopedia #896 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa, The Great And Powerful So yeah, this one time, Santa was coming into this little town in Kansas on Christmas Eve and there was this freak tornado, a really humongous one! It sucked up Santa and his sleigh and … Continue reading This Blog Is 100% Organic And Cruelty Free
Chapter 119: In Which Our Hero And His Dog, Sadie, Escape From The French In A Hastily Constructed Balloon.
...a week later, they crash land in in Mongolia The Doclopedia #895 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Claus Mark V Ladies and elves, KringleCo, your worldwide leader in present dispersal and delivery, presents...the Santa Clause Mark V! Our four previous Santa Augmentation Suits were good...breakthroughs in cybernetics...but the Mark V is a whole new evolution in … Continue reading Chapter 119: In Which Our Hero And His Dog, Sadie, Escape From The French In A Hastily Constructed Balloon.
Direct From Dogland
...AKA my living room Here, reposted as I've done every December since 2004... The Twelve Dog Days Of Christmas Words by Roscoe Theodore Cross “On the first day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…a tree on which I could pee!” “On the second day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…two pounds of meat … Continue reading Direct From Dogland
Sasha & Lucy Invent A Robot
...to feed them treats Hi Ho, Gentle Readers! Today, we start the not necessarily daily return of the Doclopedia. Our theme, in honor of the season, is Alt. Santa Claus. The Doclopedia #894 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Claws On CatEarth, Santa is a large chubby tabby cat who brings cat toys and other goodies to … Continue reading Sasha & Lucy Invent A Robot
The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
...featuring her pet pig, Antonio So I almost wrote a novel, with commentary on how it came to this. This year, I plunged headlong into NaNoWriMo and, by virtue of determination, lack of sleep and madness, cranked out 50,551 words that added up to about 95% of a first draft for a novel that might … Continue reading The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
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Doc Tempest VS The Halloween Horror
... from the October, 1958 issue I'M FINISHED! Here it is, folks, the final entry in my "366 Days, 500 Entries" challenge to myself. My, oh my, what a journey this has been! My head, she nearly esplode many times. Still, it has been fun. This will mark the end of Doclopedia entries … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Halloween Horror
