...#1: Did I do something wrong? The Doclopedia #312 Cool Shoes: The Spike Heels Of Stealth If you want to be wearing some drop dead sexy sexy shoes while you bust into an ultra high security facility, you want to slip these on. Once you're wearing them, you become invisible, totally silent and absolutely undetectable … Continue reading The 57 Things You Must NEVER Say To A Crying Woman →

...as written by John H. Watson, M.D. The Doclopedia #310 Cool Shoes: The Spirit Boots Anyone wearing these well worn cowboy boots will gain all of the abilities of a ghostly spirit. They will be able to fade into or out of view, pass through solid objects, float slowly through the air and emit a … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Flatulent Friar →

...clothing and lasers are optional Note To Readers: Yes, I really do plan on blogging about things other than the Doclopedia, but not until August 17th when my self imposed 365 entries in 365 days challenge has ended. At that point, the Doclopedia will only appear about three times a week. If you have any … Continue reading Winter In The Hot Zone →

...none of them were blue or anywhere near a light switch The Doclopedia #308 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: The Sea Demon (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Descriptively, there isn't much that can be said for certain about the … Continue reading A Minivan Full Of Canaries →

...obviously, a pulp story title The Doclopedia #307 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Mr. Musrin (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Mr. Musrin, First Mate on the Wicked Wench, is an enigmatic fellow. First off, with the possible exception of … Continue reading Red Monkey Doom →

...from the December, 1902 issue The Doclopedia #306 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Captain Brakolas Brakkomin (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Aksima Vell is not the only successful and charismatic pirate out there. Captain Brakolas Brakkomin, is every bit … Continue reading The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Island Of The Golden Apes →

...where Dr. Thompson would never get a second look. The Doclopedia #305 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Mr. Crubb (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) The very first member of her crew to ever meet Aksima Vell was Mr. Ferdonius … Continue reading Fear And Loathing In Wonderland →

...it's Hamday! The Doclopedia #303 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Rugothar (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Rugothar (his last name is a secret to everyone but the members of his clan), is the Raiding Master and Weapons Master of … Continue reading Ham For Everybody! →

...this is the December, 2106 edition. Last issue was May, 1349. The Doclopedia #302 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Mr. Loorkas (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc ) Ulver Loorkas left home for a life on the sea at the tender … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Society Of Transtemporal Explorers →

...more made up manga/anime Yowza, yowza, yowza! We got yer red hot new Doclopedia theme right here! Yowza! The Doclopedia #301 Pirates Of The Circle Sea: Captain Aksima Vell (Note to roleplayers: These characters have no numbers assigned, but I do use various words to denote abilities, skills, etc) Captain Vell is a tall slender … Continue reading Spiral Energy Defense Unit Kiko →

...if, by "communism" you mean a couple of dog cookie treats WOOHOO! I hit number 300 of the 365 challenge! YES! The Doclopedia #299 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Chronophasic Interdimensional Teleporting Switch Let's say you want to visit all of these alternate Earths I've been writing about. You build your Interdimensional traveling device and off … Continue reading Lucy & Winker Defeat Communism →

...what a great story that was The Doclopedia #297 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Nanotech Genetic Mutation Transverter Science Fiction, Humor, Modern Strangeness We aren't 100% sure what this thing actually does, but we strongly suspect it has something to do with either superpowers, halfbreed alien babies or super intelligent apes. Hell, come to think of … Continue reading …And That’s Why Spider Could Never Go Back To Omaha →

...if David Byrne shoots me, that will be why. The Doclopedia #295 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Psionic Temporal Rift Adjuster As demonstrated by Professor Ferbingerber at the Dundalk Institute of Technology and Barber College, you can indeed open, close and adjust temporal rifts using psionic energy as generated in the brain of the average teenager … Continue reading This Is Not My Beautiful Mouse, This Is Not My Beautiful Rice →

...co-starring her horse, Amos The Doclopedia #294 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Quantum Vibratory Tachyon Stimulator Naturally, you would want to use this handy device whenever your tachyons are being a bit sluggish, or perhaps as an extra little reward when they do a really good job. Interestingly, Quantum Vibratory Stimulation is very popular among female … Continue reading The Very Very Scary, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Aardvark →

...you've gotta be tough to milk those heifers! Well, well...look what we have here...a new theme! The Doclopedia #293 Technobabble: We Haz It!: Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet The Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet looks very much like an old fashioned top hat that has been festooned with dials, wires, small radar dishes and a few blinking lights. When … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Spiny Albino Cow Of Potawango Island →

...yum! This theme will go on a hiatus for a bit, but will be back. Starting tomorrow: A New Theme That I Haven't Chosen Yet! The Doclopedia #292 After The Change Came: Lunatic Fringe, I Know You're Out There Folks, I started this article a week ago and this version is the one you are … Continue reading Dogs Making Pizza, Cats Making Sushi, Mice Baking Bread →

...I think Neil would go for that. The Doclopedia #291 After The Change Came: Of Wizards & Mages You folks on the Moon, lacking Magic as you do, have a bit of confusion about the differences between Wizards and Mages. This piece is going to help you out with that. At the basic level, it … Continue reading Hey Hey, My My! Think I’ll Eat A Slice Of Pie. →

...is that a foodie thing or just an Aussie quoting Star Trek? Oh, look, the final entry for Things Found Underground. Starting tomorrow: After The Change Came, which ties in with the fiction blog. Oh, wait, there might just be a couple of bonus Things Found Underground when the entries get put up on my … Continue reading Spice…The Final Frontier →

...and she had those big green eyes The Doclopedia #286 Things Found Underground: Jump Gates Nobody knows who or what built the 7 Jump Gates that exist on Earth 16, no why they built them underground on the exact spots where great cities would someday sit. Still, there they are, very well hidden 500 feet … Continue reading She Was Dangerous, In A Slightly Too Cute Way →

...and, of course, the dog known only as "Spanky" The Doclopedia #285 Things Found Underground: Pink Blobs On the planet Korrs, (an unremarkable world of deserts, grasslands, shallow seas and low mountains) mining explorers have found a very interesting new life form: the Pink Blobs. These 50 to 100 pound light pink globs of goo … Continue reading Chapter 356: In Which Our Hero Rides Off To War Alongside His Trusty Friends Mick And Georgie →

...in an oak tree in the back yard WooHoo! Another Doclopedia post! The Doclopedia #284 Things Found Underground: Kobold Spears Kobold Spears are among the finest of weapons. Crafted lovingly from a secret formula for steel that only the Deep Dwarves know, these spears fly true when thrown and penetrate deeply when they hit. Due … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Build A Secret Headquarters →