...where they were trampled by a herd of Fluffy Tailed Elephants 365 People, Places & Things #152 The Alphabet: K K is for KING'S MAZE King's Maze is a huge maze covering an area of 100 square miles and located in central Gradonia, just east of the Flowering Hills. It was created during the reign … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies VS Mrs. Wangdoodle’s Kitty Cats On Potawango Island
Rocky Raccoon Goes In Search Of America
...on a chopped Harley 365 People, Places & Things #151 The Alphabet: J J is for JADE JELLY Jade jelly was the nickname given to an ancient Chinese sorcery product by the American adventurer, Barton Storm. The jade jelly did actually contain finely ground jade, which gave it the distinctive color, but it also contained … Continue reading Rocky Raccoon Goes In Search Of America
Duet For Violin And Squeaky Cat Toy
...in D minor Holy Crap, kids, it's FOUR 365 entries! The Doclopedia #147 The Alphabet: F F is for FREAK PATROL The Freak Patrol was, starting in the Summer of 1969, the Establishment's worst nightmare: Hippies with superpowers. And not freaky deaky strange superpowers, but powers like superspeed, superstrength, telekinesis, invulnerability, mind control, shapeshifting … Continue reading Duet For Violin And Squeaky Cat Toy
Notes On My Time Travel Experiment
...by Professor Hugo V. Bemmerly Two entries today, boys & girls, to make up for missing yesterday. The Doclopedia #145 The Alphabet: D D is for DRAAN The Draan are a race of people on a fantasy version of Earth, They control the Draan Empire, which on our world would would be the lower 25% … Continue reading Notes On My Time Travel Experiment
My Pet Jerboa
...a book for strange little kids The Doclopedia #144 The Alphabet: C C is for CRATER CITY First off, Crater City, Western Australia, does sit inside a one mile wide meteor crater located about 450 miles north by northeast of Perth. But if you are expecting to find a real city, you'll be sadly … Continue reading My Pet Jerboa
Radar Death Kitties From Jupiter
... a 12 part RKO serial The Doclopedia #143 The Alphabet: B B is for BULGARK THE INSANE Bulgark (who was only called “The Insane” by people who lived very far away from his kingdom) was the son of Ragtarl The Slayer and was, from 1196 CE to 1227 CE, the Supreme Ruler of the Screaming … Continue reading Radar Death Kitties From Jupiter
Never Stick Your Finger In A Hot Meatloaf
...and no, that is NOT a euphemism The Doclopedia #142 The Alphabet: A A is for AIRSHIPS Several other realities have airships as a means of transport for both cargo and passengers. The exact nature of the lifting mechanism is almost as varied as the design of the ships. For example... In the 1930's CyberPulp … Continue reading Never Stick Your Finger In A Hot Meatloaf
Chapter 505: In Which Our Hero, Sodden With Rum And Broken Hearted, Still Manages To Rob A Bank
...and look stylish doing it We end "It Happened One Night..." week with a long one. Coming up for the next three weeks: The Alphabet. The Doclopedia #141 It Happened One Night...: All Hell Broke Loose In Goldvale …1971, at around 6:00 on a summer evening, young Andy Hamblin and his girlfriend, Josie Perkins, both 17 … Continue reading Chapter 505: In Which Our Hero, Sodden With Rum And Broken Hearted, Still Manages To Rob A Bank
Not In This Issue: Beans, Glass Cutting Tips Or Reviews Of Computer Games
...but there is a cat The Doclopedia #140 On New Year's Eve...: A Cat Got Lucky ...1821, at 3:12 in the afternoon, a pampered pet cat of the Royal Family of Russia managed to get outside the house and become lost in the vast snow covered gardens. Scared, cold and having been sexually assaulted by a … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Beans, Glass Cutting Tips Or Reviews Of Computer Games
Ovoviviporous Snakes Ate My Phalaropes
...I love writing stuff like that Ok, so I'm still one day behind. I suck. Two posts tomorrow, I swear! The Doclopedia #139 On New Year's Eve...: Yu Ming Got A Sweet Deal ...of 1460, a poor Chinese farmer named Yu Ming was walking home from his fields when he was approached by two very tall … Continue reading Ovoviviporous Snakes Ate My Phalaropes
Winker, Queen Of The Amazon Bassets
...just ask her The Doclopedia #138 On New Year's Eve...: A Conqueror Died ...of 2005, Orloon VinHutaPrib, a Class 7 Exterminator/Conqueror from the planet JetoKrigBex, was successfully teleported onto a small country road near San Luis Obispo, California. His mission: kill Terrans until they stopped fighting back and accepted his Words of Conquest. UNFORTUNATELY, just … Continue reading Winker, Queen Of The Amazon Bassets
The Frightfully Clever, Yet Still Rather Innocent, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sleepy Horse
...featuring her new best pal, Happy McMurray The Doclopedia #137 On New Year's Eve...: Virtual Reality Happened ...of 2019, everybody who was anybody in the adventure gaming hobby/industry was attending the huge VR based party being put on by New Realities Unlimited. NRU was premiering it's flagship virtual reality world, Delandros, and had sent out … Continue reading The Frightfully Clever, Yet Still Rather Innocent, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sleepy Horse
The Rare And Beautiful Spinning Cactus Cat Of Potawango Island
...beware of the poisonous spines The Doclopedia #136 On New Year's Eve...: A Party Went Wrong ...of 1864, Colonel Geoffrey Bellstock and his wife Olivia attended a party at Lord & Lady Dillingford's home in London. It was not a large affair, but was the first such event the Bellstocks had been able to attend since … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Spinning Cactus Cat Of Potawango Island
We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 2099
...and we'll all wear purple Yo Ho, Maties! We have a new theme and a slightly diffent look... The Doclopedia #135 On New Year's Eve...: Annie Killed Carl ...of 1962, Mrs. Annie Frendel, age 27, of 882 Lincoln Street, Las Vegas, Nevada, killed her husband Carl, age 29. This all happened at 4:00 in the … Continue reading We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 2099
A Splendidly Sinful Undertaking
...as reported by a real British Lady Ok, so I got all food comaed and forgot to do Sunday's post. Here are the posts for Sunday, Monday & Tuesday. On Wednesday, a new week of posts shall start, perhaps relating to New Years Eve/Day. 365 People, Places & Things #132 Every pulp milieu needs a … Continue reading A Splendidly Sinful Undertaking
Bold Tuataras Ate My Cheese
...I've never actually heard anyone say that HEY!!!!! Bonus 365 post so I can sit around eating junk food tomorrow! 365 People, Places & Things #131 This young lady is the premiere gadgeteer her pulp era world. Pulp Era Women: Sally Smithfield In the year 1932, Sally is 28 years old. She is tall (5'10"), … Continue reading Bold Tuataras Ate My Cheese
CSIsland
...it's CSI meets Hawaii Five-O TWO Doclopedia posts tonight, kids, cos I won't have time to do another until Xmas day afternoon. The Doclopedia #129 Pulp Era Women: Eva LaSalle Eva Mills was the fifth of seven children born to Jefferson and Vandy Mills, dirt poor sharecroppers in southern Mississippi. Eva hated her life on … Continue reading CSIsland
The Dirty Secrets Of Rabbi Bob
...who was NOT a rabbi, but WAS mostly jewish This week, our theme is Pulp Era Women and our first tough skirt is a high flying two fisted adventurer. The Doclopedia #128 Pulp Era Women: Daisy O'Donnell Daisy's dad, Will O'Donnell, was a WWI flying ace and he taught his only child everything … Continue reading The Dirty Secrets Of Rabbi Bob
Snowman In The Crockpot
...also known as "water" The Doors Week ends with these two entries. Next week and maybe the week after, it's Retro 365 time again, kids! The Doclopedia #126 This door would have a long line in front of it, but it's very picky. The Door: To Power Everybody wants power. Some want it for good, some … Continue reading Snowman In The Crockpot
Junior Muskrat Confuses A Bullfrog
...frogs are pretty easy to confuse Maybe President Obama should have gone through this door. The Doclopedia #125 The Door: To Change The door that leads to change is a typical cheap hollow core door like you might find in any hotel room or older apartment complex. The frame is no better than … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Confuses A Bullfrog
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Sell Grandpa To The Sideshow
...although we did get top dollar for him The Doclopedia #123 The Door: To Otherwhen Of all the known Doors, this one is the most likely to seriously screw with your head. See, it sends you back into a time in your past...a time you'd really like to go to...but you slowly find out that … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Sell Grandpa To The Sideshow
The Globe Hopping & Thrilling, Yet Kind Of Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Rat Of Doom
...featuring her Auntie Zazu Doclopedia #122 The Door: To Adventure It's pretty doubtful that there has ever been a time in human history, or even prehistory, when more than a very few people actually sought out adventure. Most humans like it nice and safe and predictable, even if they might tell you otherwise. It is … Continue reading The Globe Hopping & Thrilling, Yet Kind Of Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Rat Of Doom
Watching The Defectives
...not by Elvis Costello The Doclopedia #121 The Door: To Love This week is all about doors that lead to something or someplace. At the risk of sounding a bit gameshowy, let's see what's behind door number one! The door that leads to love is not at all showy or covered in carvings of … Continue reading Watching The Defectives
Not In This Post: Vitamin D, Sexy Nightwear Or Zebus
...sorry, zebu lovers The Doclopedia #120 Potions: Elixir of Healing For our final entry of Potions Week, I must apologize for not mentioning our sponsors, the United Potion and Foods Company, earlier. Ingredients 2 cups of water 1 pinch of salt 1 three ounce packet of Mrs. Fondleduck's Instant Healing Potion In … Continue reading Not In This Post: Vitamin D, Sexy Nightwear Or Zebus
The Hunt For Fred October
...few people read it So, like I've mentioned on Facebook, I've been listening to Sirius radio while driving at work, mostly the Radio Classics channel. Below are most, but not all of the programs I have heard over the last year or so. Abbott and Costello Abie's Irish Rose The Adventures of Champion The Adventures … Continue reading The Hunt For Fred October
