...they wanted to be pirates, but kept falling asleep The Doclopedia #1,397 The Over And The Under: Where Is The Real Power In The Under? From Twim Pimmil, an Underling: I suspect you already know the answer to that, stranger, but I'll tell you anyway. The real power in the Under is the Trade Council, … Continue reading 23 Cats In A Red Boat
Basset Hounds On The Run
...probably running from the police The Doclopedia #1,396 The Over And The Under: Where Is The Real Power In The Over? From Rar Cium Kallema, an Overling: Why, the Zars, of course! They have always been our ultimate decision makers. They are the wisest among us and without them, there would be chaos. But...I hesitate … Continue reading Basset Hounds On The Run
Handsome Joe Eats A Pile Of Pancakes
...with syrup! The Doclopedia #1,395 The Over And The Under: Who Is Who In The Under? From Asimi Fane, an Underling: I'm not sure I know what you mean. Are you asking who tribal or village elders are? For that, you'd need to ask each tribe or village. Here in my village, my gramper is … Continue reading Handsome Joe Eats A Pile Of Pancakes
A Raccoon Named Boone Went To The Moon Last June To Sing A Looney Tune
...who knew he could croon? The Scottish Pixie Event (Note: This is not actually that strange an occurrence at our house. Additionally, for those not in the know, Daisy, Sasha, Silky, Luke & Misty are dogs. Max is a mutant rabbit and Daisy's boyfriend.) So I'm at the laundromat when I get this text... Daisy: … Continue reading A Raccoon Named Boone Went To The Moon Last June To Sing A Looney Tune
The Young Girls Book Of Blowing Up The Patriarchy
...lavishly illustrated The Doclopedia #1,394 The Over And The Under: Who Is Who In The Over? From Var Ishan Elomini, an Overling: Well, of course, we of the Var class are in charge of most of the more important aspects of Overling society. At the command of the Zar class, of course. However, the Zars … Continue reading The Young Girls Book Of Blowing Up The Patriarchy
A Short Film About Grits
...no, it's not a gritty film. The Doclopedia #1,393 The Over And The Under: What Is The Under? From Widz Yarlyng, an Underling:The under is the surface of our world, the vast expanse of the Valley of Peace. It is where Humans have lived for millennia. It is trees and rivers and hills and animals … Continue reading A Short Film About Grits
Blogtime Is Happytime!
...proceed to get happy Hey,do you want to be one of the Cool Kids? Well then, just become a Patron of this blog! Besides being cool, you get sweet compiled Doclopedia posts in the popular PDF format, plus other stuff. And did we mention the upcoming weekly podcast? The one you, as a Patron … Continue reading Blogtime Is Happytime!
It’s National Buy A Blogger A Beer Day!
...I prefer stouts and porters. The Doclopedia #1,391 Potion Ingredients: The Tears Of The Clown We all know that the God of Terror most often takes the form of a clown whose name we shall not speak here. He...It...is a horrific creature and has rightfully been stripped of most of his former power by the … Continue reading It’s National Buy A Blogger A Beer Day!
While My Guitar Gently Meeps
...it's a muppet guitar The Doclopedia #1,390 Potion Ingredients: Piko Root Like many other sought after and expensive ingredients, Piko Root demands a high price because it is such a bloody pain in the arse to get to. It is not at all rare in the high valley it grows in, but you'll travel over … Continue reading While My Guitar Gently Meeps
The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Candy Gnomes Go To War
...over caramel or peanuts or something The Doclopedia #1,388 Potion Ingredients: Troll Sperm Contrary to popular wisdom, only the very largest and very smallest trolls reproduce by splitting in two, with a new troll growing from each half. All of the other trolls mate like the majority of humanoids do. The trick then is how … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Candy Gnomes Go To War
I Have A Very Large Duck
...no, wait...goddamn it, spellcheck! The Doclopedia #1,387 Potion Ingredients: Ankaski Rainbow Sand The island of Ankaski lies 700 miles off the coast of the southern Draan Empire. It is 97 miles long and from 5 to 50 miles wide. A tropical island, it is home to many deadly beasts both large and small. The sea … Continue reading I Have A Very Large Duck
The Rare And Beautiful Nervous Bison Of Potawango Island
...they're a neurotic mess The Doclopedia #1,386 Potion Ingredients: Death Flower Petals Collecting the petals of Death Flowers is a thing done only by the very strong of will and stomach, since they only take root and bloom in the blood drenched soil of a very large and recent battle. The seeds of Death … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Nervous Bison Of Potawango Island
Murder With A Side Of Hash Browns And A Cup Of Coffee
...black coffee, black as a bad dame's soul Hey,do you want to be one of the Cool Kids? Well then, just become a Patron of this blog! Besides being cool, you get sweet compiled Doclopedia posts in the popular PDF format, plus other stuff. You can get in on this for as little as … Continue reading Murder With A Side Of Hash Browns And A Cup Of Coffee
Chapter 134: In Which Our Hero, Forced To Wear A Suit Made Of Feathers, Must Free Young Kate From The French
...and she's allergic to feathers The Doclopedia #1,383 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Cat Tree Why give your cats some plywood and shag carpet monstrosity to play/sleep on when you can give them an actual, living, cat tree? Thanks yo modern genetic manipulation, these 7 foot tall trees grow very well indoors and have plenty of wide … Continue reading Chapter 134: In Which Our Hero, Forced To Wear A Suit Made Of Feathers, Must Free Young Kate From The French
We’ve Got Minks In The Pickle Barrel!
...GODDAMNIT! A whole barrel of pickles, ruined! The Doclopedia #1,381 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Melon Baller If you like sports, then you need a melon baller! Just place any melon into it, select the type of ball you want and press the button. In just2 to 4 minutes the outside of any melon can look like … Continue reading We’ve Got Minks In The Pickle Barrel!
The Secret Origin Of Ian Skinner!
...one of my Patreon backers! The Doclopedia #1,379 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Ice Cream Scoop Do you love ice cream? I mean, REALLY love ice cream? Well an ice cream scoop is just what you need! This device will keep you up to date with the latest ice cream news. New flavor invented somewhere? Favorite … Continue reading The Secret Origin Of Ian Skinner!
The Warm And Folksy, But Also Somewhat Hip, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Aardvark
...co-starring her moderately wealthy Aunt Olivia CritterCon 11 Trip Day Twelve (By Daisy) Daisy here again, folks. I figured since I started the actual trip report, I'd finish it. Our trip home up I-5 was pretty uneventful, especially since the Bus left Gorman at 5 in the morning while we were all asleep. We … Continue reading The Warm And Folksy, But Also Somewhat Hip, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Aardvark
Billy The Slow Loris Goes To The Beach
...slowly, of course CritterCon 11 Trip Day Eleven (By Misty) Hello, everybody! Misty here with your trip report for today. We started the day with an early breakfast at a campground about 50 miles north of Critter City. As always, it was scrummy and we left the table with full bellies. (Silky: It was … Continue reading Billy The Slow Loris Goes To The Beach
A History Of Historic Historians
...it's not hysterical CritterCon 11 Con Day Four (By Penny) Hi, I'm Penny and I won the writing lottery to post the final day's report from CritterCon 11. We had our final breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space this morning. I'll miss their tuna & sardine waffles. (Luke: I had the bacon and more … Continue reading A History Of Historic Historians
A Cow With A Plan
...a plan to run straight through a new garden CritterCon 11 Con Day Three (By Roxie) Greetings everyone! I'm Roxie and here is my Saturday con report. Most of us had breakfast early at Pancakeville, but those who overdid themselves at the dance last night decided to sleep in a bit until their pain … Continue reading A Cow With A Plan
It’s Only A Crazy Scheme If You Fail
...uh, no CritterCon 11 Con Day Two (By Goldie) Hello! I'm Goldie and this is my first time at a con like this one and my first time writing something like this. I'd like to start by thanking the Fabulous Four for helping Penny and myself get used to being in human bodies … Continue reading It’s Only A Crazy Scheme If You Fail
Five Things Not To Tell A Dragon
...#3: "I have a big bag of gold right here!" CritterCon 11 Con Day One (By Max) Hiya, folks! I'm writing this late and so I'm going to just give a basic rundown of what everyone did. If I leave anything out, I'm sure a commenter will correct me. Breakfast: was at Waffles From … Continue reading Five Things Not To Tell A Dragon
Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance
...nothing at all like hilarity ensued CritterCon 11 Trip Day Six/Con Day 0 (By Silky) Hello everyone! It has been a fairly busy day, so let's dive right into our recap. Our first and only stop was at The World Famous Monster Cars Of Texas. This place has 205 cars, pickups, big rigs and motorcycles … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance
Bucky & Squint Meet Some Dames
...love was in the New Jersey air CritterCon 11 Trip Day Five (By Sasha) Hello, Dear Readers. Sasha here with all the trip news of the day. Before we get started, I'm going to answer the question that at least some of you long time readers might have: If it's Tuesday and we are starting … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Meet Some Dames
This Time, We Send The Short Guy In First
...he'll be harder to hit CritterCon 11 Trip Day Four (By Leon) (Note from Daisy: This entry is short because this dumb cat kept napping and getting distracted and shit.) Hi there! Leon here with our day four report, which will be kind of quick and dirty and a little late because I was busy … Continue reading This Time, We Send The Short Guy In First
