...wait, that wasn't the song title CritterCon 11 Trip Day Three (By Janet) Hello there! I'm Janet and I'm a skunk. I'll be writing today's trip report, but first, I'd just like to thank everyone for being so nice and accepting of me. We skunks tend to keep everyone away via our not undeserved reputation, … Continue reading Land Of 1,000 Dunces
Module Q-2: Lair Of The Rare Were-Bear
...for 6 to 10 adventurers of level 8-10 CritterCon 11 Trip Day Two (By Luke) Hi there! Luke here, with your Day Two report, and what a day it was. We all got up around 7 this morning and had a truly legendary breakfast provided by our KitchenBots, Julia, Jacques and Alton. No matter … Continue reading Module Q-2: Lair Of The Rare Were-Bear
We Have Love Biscuits!
...made with extra love, seasoned with lust CritterCon 11 Trip Day One (by Daisy) Hi, folks! Daisy here with our Day One trip report. Daddy woke us all up at 6 this morning and Jeeves served up some great BREAKFASSSTTT FOOORRR DOGGGSSS! And cats, rabbits and skunks. We all chowed down and then found … Continue reading We Have Love Biscuits!
Doc Tempest VS The Unspeakable Horror
...from the August, 1951 issue CritterCon 11 Trip Day One, Intro (July 20th) Greetings, Gentle Readers! Once again it's time for our annual trip to the greatest imaginary gaming con ever, CritterCon 11. The local time is 5:00 am and I have just finished a hearty bowl of Cap'n Crunch and am about to … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Unspeakable Horror
Thuggish Prawns Humiliated My Anemone
...so I ate the little bastards The Doclopedia #1,378 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Candles Yes, folks, these are the direct opposite of can'tdles, those great teaching devices we use on pets, children and really stupid adults. The difference is, if you light a candle for a pet or human, it will magically reinforce the thing you … Continue reading Thuggish Prawns Humiliated My Anemone
Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
...not as strange as you think The Doclopedia #1,377 When Harry Met...: Silky The old basset hound looked at the three teenagers and asked “Are you guys ready?” Harry, Ron & Hermione all answered yes. Silky had been training them hard for a month and they were not the same 15 year olds they had … Continue reading Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
...co-starring her new best pall, Russ Wall. The Doclopedia #1,376 When Harry Met...: Luke The Dark Lord was as close to being giddy with happiness as he was ever likely to get. His enemies were dying nearly every day and his forces were getting bolder. True, he had lost several Death Eaters, like that simpering … Continue reading The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
Chapter 13: In Which Our Hero Grabs The Treasure From The Hands Of The Evil Duke, Then Flees On Horseback Into The Night
...the Duke was NOT amused. Silky Explains It All All Of Me Yes, folks, it's me, Silky Dawn Cross, older sister to Sasha. I'm here instead of her because she is busy with several of her projects and because I wanted to write something anyway. Many, if not most of you, know that … Continue reading Chapter 13: In Which Our Hero Grabs The Treasure From The Hands Of The Evil Duke, Then Flees On Horseback Into The Night
My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
...and how it grew The Doclopedia #1,375 When Harry Met...: Sasha Date: June 13th, 1943 Place: First floor girls lavatory, Hogwarts Tom Riddle walked into the girls lavatory about two minutes after he saw Myrtle Warren run in, sobbing like the blubbering mudblood cow she was. He had a confident smile on his face because … Continue reading My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
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He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
...Damn! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,374 When Harry Met...: Daisy As soon as the portkey brought them to the graveyard, Harry was ready with his wand and knocked the rat-faced little traitor back about 30 feet, slamming him into a statue. The helpless Dark Lord was flung a few feet away … Continue reading He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
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Goons In The Tool Shed
...we never knew how they got in. The Doclopedia #1,370 Assorted Characters: The King Of Dice The true name of the King of Dice, along with his whereabouts after the Great Dungeon Delve, may never be known. Rumor has it that he was the actual author of 2nd Edition Monsters & Mayhem. The story goes … Continue reading Goons In The Tool Shed
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The Hella Late, But Actually…Well, Hella Late…Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazyass Blogger
co-starring her pet dormouse, Marvin The Law of Unexpected Consequences Made Manifest So, this happened in 2012, on our way back from CatCon 4... "Fifteen minutes later, Joe flipped switches and turned dials and we popped up in the middle of London, circa 1972. We had not been moving, so when we popped … Continue reading The Hella Late, But Actually…Well, Hella Late…Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazyass Blogger
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Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants
...nobody will end up happy about it The FINAL entry for this version of The Alphabet. Christ, that took way too long. The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Z” Z is for: Zenobia N'Golo Zenobia is an artist who specializes in depicting the neo-rural lifestyle of Gardener Dome. Although she primarily paints using … Continue reading Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants
