Not In This Issue: Red Worms, Morris Dancing, Poodles And Austin, Texas

...sorry, Austin. Stay weird.   The Doclopedia #1,353 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “A” Gardener Dome is a town on Mars 1-Q in the year 2070. It has 1,500 inhabitants. This series of Doclopedia entries will list 27 of them, alphabetically. A is for Alwin Santiago Alwin is a chicken farmer and the Treasurer of … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Red Worms, Morris Dancing, Poodles And Austin, Texas →

The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory

...co-starring her neighbor, Mister Dinwiddy The Doclopedia #1,351 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Tiger Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… While the Blue Tiger Striped bandana has no strange powers, I did get it by a rather strange turn of events. I was … Continue reading The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory →

Chapter 883: In Which Our Hero, Heartbroken And Drunk, Still Manages To Con Three Frenchmen Out Of 1,000 Francs.

...of course, the Frenchies were drunk, too.   The Doclopedia #1,350 Strange Bandanas: The Hawaiian Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Oddly enough, I got this lovely tropical print bandana in Hawaii, on Maui. It was sold to me by a roadside … Continue reading Chapter 883: In Which Our Hero, Heartbroken And Drunk, Still Manages To Con Three Frenchmen Out Of 1,000 Francs. →

The Incredible Adventures Of The Fabulous Four

...starring Daisy, Sasha, Luke & Silky   The Doclopedia #1,349 Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: Lady Patience Stanton Name: Patience Amanda Catherine Stanton Age: 31 Profession: Monster Hunter Her Guns: .45 caliber pistols, sawed off shotgun, stake firing airgun Lady Patience has been hunting monsters since she was 16 years old, the same year the … Continue reading The Incredible Adventures Of The Fabulous Four →

The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident

...co-starring her best old pal, Wendy Wheatgrass   Hot Damn, it's more Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,350 Fun Magic Spells: The Wall of Marshmallow Spell This spell creates a wall up to 30 feet wide, 10 feet tall and 3 feet thick. As stated, the wall is made up of marshmallow. The outside is dry … Continue reading The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident →

Things I Am Thankful For Besides Sex, Beer, My Wife, My Dogs and Chocolate

...umm...bacon! And my PATREON BACKERS! Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, just go here… Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,347 Alt. Television: The Mysterious Adventures of Sherlock … Continue reading Things I Am Thankful For Besides Sex, Beer, My Wife, My Dogs and Chocolate →

The Wildly Comedic, Yet Somewhat Restrained, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Auntie Rosie’s Birthday

...featuring Auntie Rosie, of course! Some Thoughts On Favorite Roleplaying Genres So I was recently thinking about the fact that I am both playing in and GMing D&D 5E fantasy games. I'm enjoying them both immensely, but I did realize that, outside of the odd game at conventions, I have not GMed anything but fantasy … Continue reading The Wildly Comedic, Yet Somewhat Restrained, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Auntie Rosie’s Birthday →

The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow

...co-starring her pet chipmunk, Penelope Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! I'm back with another edition of Reader Mail, mostly because I've been too busy to think up a proper rant. I asked for serious questions this time and here is what I got. Carol Robinson asks: “Given that human Terrans have not … Continue reading The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow →

The Happy Go Lucky, But Still Somewhat Creepy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road Trip To Saugus To Visit Uncle Ferd.

...co-starring her little brother, Very Green Gary   Random Stuff 1: Besides being hotter than 14 motherfuckers here in Northern California, the air is totally shitty with smoke from several fires. 2: The heat waves we have had off and on played hell with my garden. The squash and watermelons would not set fruit and … Continue reading The Happy Go Lucky, But Still Somewhat Creepy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Road Trip To Saugus To Visit Uncle Ferd. →