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The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Toad Eater Of Potawango Island
...they eat toads Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, just go here… Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross CritterCon 10 Day Eleven, Con Day Four Quick recap … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Toad Eater Of Potawango Island
And The Beef Goes On
...wait, wrong lyrics OOPS! Forgot to post this last night. I blame the partying. CritterCon 10 Day Ten, Con Day Three My day so far... 1: Woke up...no hangover...ate breakfast at Pancakeville. 2: 9 am panel on Pulp Games with 5 other folks, one of whom was Brian Misiaszek...went very well, lots of good … Continue reading And The Beef Goes On
Simple Salamanders
...great starter amphibians Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross CritterCon 10 Day Eight, Con Day One Quick recap of last night: Dungeon Diner for dinner. Great food, spanky leather ambiance, about 40 people in our group. The ice cream social was great. Delicious ice cream, plenty of folks there. Then those damned Texans brought out … Continue reading Simple Salamanders
Make Big Money Printing Big Money!
...you'll wonder why you never thought of it before CritterCon 10 Day Seven, Con Day Zero I have to make today's entry fast & dirty, so here are some of today's highlights. 1: We stopped the Bus at a beef jerky factory. Very fun and they gave out free samples. The Fearless Four did … Continue reading Make Big Money Printing Big Money!
Chapter 200: In Which Our Hero, Washed Up On The Shores Of An Island, Begins A Friendship With An Ape
...rum might have been involved CritterCon 10 Day Five We spent last night in Yuma, Arizona and the Bus left town at 7 this morning. We all were up by 8 and had a terrific breakfast of waffles and assorted meats. (Silky: Folks, if you ever get a chance to eat a breakfast prepared … Continue reading Chapter 200: In Which Our Hero, Washed Up On The Shores Of An Island, Begins A Friendship With An Ape
Happy Birthday, Luke!
...9 years old! CritterCon 10 Day Four Today was a day full of great roadside coolness and even cooler gaming on the bus! This probably explains why about most of our happy crew are sound asleep at 11:00 at night. Truth be told, I'm running on empty myself, so I'm gonna skip my usual … Continue reading Happy Birthday, Luke!
Under The Onion Tree
...and other stories CritterCon 10 Day Three Having planned this trip out carefully, I decided that between Castroville and Santa Barbara, there were no roadside attractions worth stopping at, or, if there were, they were ones we had already been to. With that in mind, the Bus started heading down the highway about … Continue reading Under The Onion Tree
Mr. Porkwaffle Tries To Climb A Tree
...with very humorous results CritterCon 10 Day Two So last night, after watching two movies from Earth 1-D (Fall of a Jedi Knight: A Star Wars Story and Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar), most of us sat around talking until just after one in the morning. This explains why we all slept in … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Tries To Climb A Tree
It Was The Kazoos That Pissed Off The Bull
...he was not a music lover Day Two will go up tonight. CritterCon 10 Day One, Part Two After leaving Half Moon Bay, we only had to drive 4 miles down the highway to reach our next roadside attraction, the Wooden Presidents. (Silky: As opposed to just the wooden headed presidents.) Penny … Continue reading It Was The Kazoos That Pissed Off The Bull
War Muffins
...they BOOM when you eat them. (Note: Part Two will go up tomorrow along with the Day 3 entry) CritterCon 10 Day One, Part One Hi folks! It is now 2:30 in the afternoon, we have just finished lunch and some spirited rounds of various card games (Sentinels of the Multiverse, Sushi Go, Dominion). (Daisy: … Continue reading War Muffins
The Suspenseful And Thrilling, Yet Oddly Mindblowing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Milk Cow Boogie
...co-starring her her Uncle Swingy Tompkins Great googly moogly, Dear Readers, It's that time of year again! CritterCon 10 Day Zero Hi, folks! It is just shy of 11:30 pm, Wednesday, August 2, and I'm the only person awake on the Magic Bus. I'll be hitting the sack soon and then around five in the … Continue reading The Suspenseful And Thrilling, Yet Oddly Mindblowing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Milk Cow Boogie
The Yellow Blouse Of Seduction
...and other stories of powerful apparel The Doclopedia #1,346 The Numbers: 520 520 miles was how far the chase by police and the FBI went in pursuit of Jimmy Ray Waller, noted bank robber, cop killer and general psychopath. He started his spree in Huntsville, Alabama, where Jimmy robbed two banks in rapid … Continue reading The Yellow Blouse Of Seduction
The Rare And Beautiful Dripping Yellow Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
...they drip flavored water Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,345 The Numbers: 200 There were 200 corpses reanimated when the Russian Government set off a new form of EMP device in 1995. The test took place in Siberia and nobody much gave a thought about that old abandoned cemetery in … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dripping Yellow Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
Junior Muskrat Buys A Snazzy New Hat
...with a feather in it The Doclopedia #1,344 The Numbers: 42 Carol Miller was 42 when she was exposed to a strange gas that gave her the power to turn totally invisible. Nothing can detect her on any level, including sound, smell or weight. She can go anywhere she can find an open door or … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Buys A Snazzy New Hat
Scornful Titmice Chastised My Otter
...not that he really gave a fuck, because otter. The Doclopedia #1,343 The Numbers: 15 15 years is the travel time, even using a Jump 7 Drive, to Yadoris 4, the outermost world of the Terran Empire. Few ships make the trip, which was initially done by the Independent Colony Ship “Maggie's Mob”. The crew … Continue reading Scornful Titmice Chastised My Otter
The Very Scary, But Delightfully Goofy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cat Who Thought He Was A Rabbit
...featuring Zelda, the very confused kitty Holy Frijoles, it's a brand new Doclopedia entry! (Note: Patreon backers get to see the next two early. Click the link below and you can, too.) Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,342 The Numbers: 6 The walled town of G'Tain has been attacked 6 times … Continue reading The Very Scary, But Delightfully Goofy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cat Who Thought He Was A Rabbit
The “Holy Shit, We Nearly Missed Posting In June” Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Echidna
...co-starring her second cousin, Clarence Philpot How I Spent Christmas Eve, 2015 (A series of tweets) Santa Claus just called and said he is gonna stop by for a quick visit. Cool! Oh fucking swell! Santa just showed up and he's shitfaced. I told him to just drink milk, not scotch! AIIIEEE!!! He's pissing … Continue reading The “Holy Shit, We Nearly Missed Posting In June” Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Echidna
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Mr. Porkwaffle Creates Art
...quite by accident HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! As a gift to all you mothers out there, here are TWO Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,340 Enchanted Household Items: Recliner Of Astral Travel You remember how Doctor Strange can cause his astral form to leave his physical body and move around all over, including … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Creates Art
Spanky The Wonder Squirrel
...don't ask how he got his nickname. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross A Note From Your Humble Narrator As you might have noticed, posts to this blog have been rather scarce these last couple of months. That's because my shitty day job, for which I have to wake up at 4 … Continue reading Spanky The Wonder Squirrel
