The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish

...c0-starring her good buddy, Eddie Smulwich   Sasha's Bad Day, Part 5 I crawl along the face of the cliff at a pretty good friendly neighborhood Spider-Man clip, which is easy when you have four tentacles and four short little basset hound legs. In no time, I'm a couple of miles away and I see … Continue reading The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish →

The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger

...co-starring her pet slug, Booger Sasha's Bad Day, Part 4 It only takes me a couple of minutes to find a nice little ledge to sit on while I consider my situation. I got tossed into this world when a plasma state circuit on our dimensional flux stabilizer shorted out. Bang, a trans-quantum tear opened, … Continue reading The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger →

The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom

...co-starring her younger brother, Half Blue Harvey The Doclopedia #1,335 It's A Trap!: In A Castle “I'm kicking the door open! Grindfal, get a spell ready. Rolf, follow me inside the room. Sirina, you fill anything that isn't Rolf or I full of arrows. Sister Blueberry, a blessing might be nice.” “Oh, Great Mother, bless … Continue reading The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom →

Not In This Issue: Raspberries, Albino Bats or Coffee Cake Recipes

...but there might be a tart recipe. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,331 News Of The Multiverse: Weather Alice Springs, Australia, Earth 16-C: Nuclear tornadoes are expected to hit this town early on Thursday morning. While smaller and less intense that in previous years, it is expected that there might be as … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Raspberries, Albino Bats or Coffee Cake Recipes →

Fruit School

...interesting and delicious The Doclopedia #1,330 News Of The Multiverse: The Arts Sacramento, California, Earth 3-B: The latest Woodstock Festival, the 48th in a row, will be held just outside this city in August of this year. A 500 acre festival grounds is being prepared. It will include dining areas, camping areas, several first aid … Continue reading Fruit School →

The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump

...co-starring her mule, Patrick Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross     The Doclopedia #1,328 News Of The Multiverse: International News Beijing, China, Earth 287-E: The 3,206th Offering of Peace To The Great Dragon King ceremony took a troubling turn when dissident worshipers of the Tiger God set loose hundreds of cats. The Great Dragon, … Continue reading The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump →

The Mostly Pretty Innocent, But Sometimes A Bit “Spanky”, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Jar Of Squid Paste.

...co-starring her horse, Reginald     The Doclopedia #1,326 Spells Gone Wild: Fear “Yes, General Halkorian, I was there at the Battle of Bluestone Creek. I was...am...a Wizard of the second circle. I was assigned to work with Wizard Orlyanda, who is...was...actually, we aren't sure what happened to her...anyway, she was of the ninth circle. … Continue reading The Mostly Pretty Innocent, But Sometimes A Bit “Spanky”, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Jar Of Squid Paste. →