…posted in 2025
Therapist: So, when your husband tells you he’s done something wrong, what do you do.
Grace: I don’t understand the question.
Sasha: Do you have another husband?
Misty: THE DOCTOR ADMITTED HE WAS WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING?
Therapist: *begins sobbing*
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Therapist: How do you deal with these frustrations?
Misty: I sing a song.
Therapist: Well, that’s…
Misty: It’s called “Fuck Liverpool! Man U Forever!”
Therapist: …
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Therapist: So, when we feel a bit depressed, what do we do?
Sasha: Crush my enemies using ultra advanced technology, then revel in their terror.
Therapist: DEAR GOD!
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Therapist: And what do we do when we start getting mad at our brother?
Cupcake: Call him a little poophead and threaten to pull off his tail!
Therapist: No, goddamnit!