...but let's not tell mommy & daddy about it until AFTER we cook, ok?   The Doclopedia #754 Alt. Most Wanted: Zeke Terrier Zeke is a homeless terrier mix who runs loose in Feenyville, Virginia. He has a short, wiry grey & white coat and floppy ears. Zeke weighs about 40 pounds and has a … Continue reading Uncle Doc’s Big Book Of Cooking For Children →

...but we do have purple, derringers and a very nice hadrosaur The Doclopedia #752  Alt. Most Wanted: Doctor Dumoire The vile miscreant known as Doctor Dumoire is wanted for crimes against humanity, unsanctioned experimentation on human beings, transplantation of human intellect into machines, criminal robotics, murder, robbery, theft, treason, inciting riots, arson, forgery, escape from … Continue reading Not In This Issue: The Color Green, Shotguns and Protoceratops →

...i helped capture many Communist shrubs and flowers   The Doclopedia #749 Alt. Most Wanted: Kookie Calabrese Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Subject Kookie Calabrese has been spotted in the financial district. Subject is in the process of painting all of the banks pink while his gang loots them. Be on the lookout for … Continue reading I Was An Undercover Gardener For The FBI →

...from the February, 1962 issue The Doclopedia #747 Alt. Most Wanted: Greydon “Mugs” Malone Malone is wanted for armed robbery, burglary, assault, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, murder, trafficking in drugs & stolen goods and smuggling. He is armed and very dangerous. Malone is 6'2” tall, weighs 230 pounds, has short brown hair, … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Monster Dog →