...with extra Crazy Sauce Here are the final three entries for this Doclopedia theme, kids! New theme starts up tomorrow. The Doclopedia #523 Magical Items For Modern Mages: Boots Of Effortless Movement Your average wizard is not generally built for lots of running or walking. Much of their time is spent in their sanctum working … Continue reading Rock & Roll Pizza →

...it did not end well. Hey, y'all, go read the DogCon 3 report over on my fiction blog!   The Doclopedia #520  Magical Items For Modern Mages: Gloves Of Hacking If you are a practitioner of the magical arts, chances are that you suck at using a computer, assuming they don't catch fire when you … Continue reading My Little Pony Meets Godzilla →

...due to protests by the Vultures Union The Doclopedia #518 Magical Items For Modern Mages: Ring Of The Nice Doggie Dogs are wonderful animals and most of us love them...until we are getting chased by attack dogs, trying to silence a yappy little watch dog or staring into the face of a pack of wolves … Continue reading No Jackals Allowed →

...pretty, but vicious The Doclopedia #515 Magical Items For Modern Mages: Wand Of Eluding Pursuit It happens all the time: you, running or driving for your life because there are demons or cops or vampires or psycho ex-lovers in hot pursuit. Sometimes you get away, sometimes you end up in a big fight. Either way, … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Gets Chased By Saffron Finches →