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Here are the final three entries for this Doclopedia theme, kids! New theme starts up tomorrow.
The Doclopedia #523
Magical Items For Modern Mages: Boots Of Effortless Movement
Your average wizard is not generally built for lots of running or walking. Much of their time is spent in their sanctum working on new spells or studying mystical texts or some other exercise excluding activities. Rather than run away from trouble, they prefer to just banish it or teleport it or blow it up with a fireball.
But more and more modern mages are getting out of the house and actively looking for trouble so they can kick the crap out of it and help the innocent and downtrodden and maybe earn a living. Sadly, this almost always includes lots of walking and running, the latter often to avoid certain death.
These great looking boots are incredibly comfortable and will allow you to run and walk for up to 6 hours at a time. Best of all, when their effect wears off, it’s like you haven’t walked a step. Let them recharge for an hour and you can put them back on and go for another 6 hours.
What they look like: well made black leather boots with silver studs and buckles.
The Doclopedia #524
Magical Items For Modern Mages: Goblet Of Safe Drinking
It’s amazing how often people (and by “people” we mean everything from humans to fae to demons in disguise) want to try and either poison your drink, get you to drink a magical potion or just plain get you too drunk to do anything but pass out.
So instead of having any of that stuff happen, drink a healthy 16 ounces of pure water out of this goblet every morning and you’ll be 100% immune to most poisons, potions and alcohol. Even the ones you aren’t immune to won’t kill you, although you may not feel so great for a couple of hours.
What it looks like: green glass goblet with dancing kobolds carved into it.
The Doclopedia #525
Magical Items For Modern Mages: Hat Of Excellent Lies
Stretching the truth…altering the facts…bearing false witness…bullshitting…lying your ass off…sooner or later, we all have to do it and when we do, we need for the person we are lying to to believe it. This is especially true when that person has a Wand of Torturous Pain pointed at your genitalia as they ask you important questions.
But wait! If you are wearing this hat, which can look like any style of hat you wish, you can tell as many lies as you like and you’ll be believed. We suggest that you not just blurt out the lies as soon as they ask the question. No, take a couple of punches or threats before you “break down and tell the truth”. You should also use the time to figure out how you’ll escape once they have the “truth”.
What it looks like: in normal form, it looks like a simple black beret with a golden thread running around the rim.
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