...damn them! The Doclopedia #3,397 Odd Jewelry: The Moving Earrings Our final piece of the evening is Lot 9, the Moving Earrings. Crafted with gold wire and featuring three pearls of descending size that dangle a full inch below the earlobe. A fairly ordinary piece, until you realize that the pearls never stop moving in … Continue reading Chapter Two: In Which Young Tom Learns That Geese Cannot Be Trusted →

...but not melting The Doclopedia #3,396 Odd Jewelry: The Damp Brooch This stunning brooch, Lot 10 in your program, is definitely the oddest and most incredible item of the evening, because it actually confers a supernatural power once every 24 hours. As you can see, the Damp Brooch is indeed damp, as though dipped into … Continue reading Red Metal Baby Toy On Fire →

...don't go there The Doclopedia #3,395 Odd Jewelry: The Cold Tiara This is Lot 4 and it is something of a companion piece to Lot 14, the Warm Necklace. It is known as the Cold Tiara, and it is indeed cool to the touch, never rising above 47 degrees Fahrenheit even on the hottest summer … Continue reading That House That Looks At You →

...chips and guac The Doclopedia #3,394 Odd Jewelry: The Blue Bracelet Lot 11 is an interesting piece. Carbon dating puts the age at about 18,000 years old, and it certainly looks primitive, yet nobody has a clue as to what the blue metal it is made from actually is. Some tests identify it as some … Continue reading Snacks For Weary Dogs And Dads →

...a really snazzy one The Doclopedia #3,393 Odd Jewelry: The Warm Necklace Now we come to Lot 14, which could not look more ordinary, yet is in fact most extraordinary. Looking at it, one sees an ordinary silver necklace composed of three interwoven strands of fine links. The clasp is quite simple. Truly nothing unique … Continue reading Grace Buys A New Wand →

...EWWW! The Doclopedia #3,392 Odd Jewelry: The Yellow Eyed Amulet Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Price & Karloff Auction House. Tonight we will be taking bids on some extremely rare and unusual jewelry that until recently was in the possession of Professor Zane, leader of the unfortunate expedition into the ruins of Barzhkala. We … Continue reading Fingers And Toes On A Plate →