...where we sell big boxes! The Doclopedia #536 Worst. Smells. EVAR.: Were-rat Musk “Why do we charge so much more to hunt down were-rats, you ask? Well mate, there's four reasons, ain't there? Number One: They live down in the bleedin' sewers. 'Ave you ever been in the sewers, mate? It's not a stroll through … Continue reading Welcome To The Big Box Store
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Never Poke A Wild Boar With A Stick
...he might just be asleep, not dead The Doclopedia #534 Worst. Smells. EVAR.: Dead Orcs To be honest, orcs don't smell all that great when they're alive, but once they die, they turn the Stink dial up to 11. It's pretty terrible. The big problem is that orcs tend to die...well, actually, get killed...in … Continue reading Never Poke A Wild Boar With A Stick
Three Girls In A Yellow Hotrod
...just looking for some trouble The Doclopedia #532 Worst. Smells. EVAR.: Demon Grease Any wizard or potionmaster on any of the magical Earths will tell you that they deal with some pretty nasty smells in the course of their work. They will also tell you that the worst smelling ingredient for a spell, potion or … Continue reading Three Girls In A Yellow Hotrod