The Story Of The Fair Maiden And Lusty Lumberjack

…and he doesn’t hang around in bars

Yarr, ye slackjawed seamonkeys, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Greetin’s to ye from Ol’ Cap’n Doc and seadogs Daisy and Winker. First Mate Grace be at work, teachin’ them customers an’ coworkers to either step lively or walk the bleedin’ plank.

I’m sippin’ me grog just now, afore I set sail fer the Pizza Islands. I gots me some fine Celtic music playin’ and a belly full o’ grub, so I’m in a fine mood fer goin’ out and sailin’ the seas of Sacramento.

More o’ this bloggin’ later, maties! Yarrr!