...and he doesn't hang around in bars Yarr, ye slackjawed seamonkeys, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Greetin's to ye from Ol' Cap'n Doc and seadogs Daisy and Winker. First Mate Grace be at work, teachin' them customers an' coworkers to either step lively or walk the bleedin' plank. I'm sippin' me grog just … Continue reading The Story Of The Fair Maiden And Lusty Lumberjack