Fully Clothed Mole Rats

…rather nattily, in fact

Ok, so I’m done with fucking politics for a couple of years. Well, except for one last pressing national question…

What breed of puppy should Mr. & Mrs O get for their girls?

Now, normally, I’d chime in with “Basset Hound”, but at least one of the girls has allergies and Basset’s shed constantly. So, the First Pooch will have to be one of the hypo-allergenic breeds. Mostly, that means poodles or poodle mixes.

I say, get the poodle mix (from a shelter, of course) Mr & Mrs O. It’ll be a swell dog for the girls and, like our new president (and a goodly chunk of Americans), it’ll be of mixed heritage.

And if you can find a hypo-allergenic cat, what the hell, get one of them, too.