…co-starring her adopted sister, Pearl
In Which I Move Even Closer To My Permanent Home In Hell
The setting: At 7:00 this morning, I had to drop the car off for service at the Honda dealer 1 mile from my house. As always, I dropped it off and then started walking home. At a bus stop across the street, I see two middle aged women clutching bibles, that I must walk right past. Here is what followed…
Woman #1: “Are you a sinner?”
Doc (rather proudly): “Why yes…yes I am. In fact, I’m so damned good at it that I negotiated a contract with both Heaven and Hell stating that I get royalties on every new sin I create.”
Woman #2: “Huh? What?”
Doc: “Oh yeah. I make a pretty good living at it. You know that sin about sticking small animals up your butt? That’s one of mine!”
Woman #1: “You’ll go to Hell!”
Doc (starting to walk away): “Of course I will. Marketing meeting on the 5th of every month, then an R&D meeting in Heaven on the 15th. Busy, busy, busy.”
Insert sound of both women quoting Scripture loudly as I walk down the street singing “Sympathy For The Devil”.
They make is so easy:)
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Is it actually a sin to stick small animals up your butt?
And only your butt?
::B::
He may be a sinner but he’s a gentleman. Doc would never stick a small animal up someone else’s butt.
Any time a small animal gets inserted into a rectum, it’s a sin.
Genius! I applaud you (and clench my buttocks in case your sins catch on).
Well, that’s not strictly true. There are plenty of conservative right wingers and religious nuts whose butts I’d like to introduce to a hedgehog or weasel:)
Well, if that’s not your choice in sins, I have plenty more. Perhaps the one involving a 20 year old swimsuit model, strawberry preserves and you wearing a bear costume would be more to your liking?:)
Mmm, strawberries!
I love you, man.
*Bows*
That is so excellent. ^_^
*Blushes*
Doc, you should take this stuff on the road. Or at least get a paying gig writing a comedy blog for someone. :)