...it's an interesting story CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 3, Part One (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Despite the sign on the bus showing our destination as "Bree", we are indeed way the fuck up in the Rockies. Just got back from a hike along an easy trail. Well, it was easy until the … Continue reading My Life Among The Pinecone Throwing Women
Month: August 2009
Ginger Pork Burritos
...are actually pretty yummy CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 2, Part Two (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) So, after looking around at fossils and such for a couple of hours, our merry band continued on into the depths of wildest Colorado. Mostly, we drove alot, with frequent stops for picture taking and dog walking. … Continue reading Ginger Pork Burritos
Modern Slimes
...in designer colors CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 2, Part One (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Thanks to our canine alarm clocks, I was up at 7:00 am to give them their second breakfast Grace having given them their first breakfast and walkies at 4:00 am. Since I was up anyway, I went and … Continue reading Modern Slimes
The Old Hospital Was Full Of Cannibals
...some of them were even alive CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 1, Part Two (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Well here we are, 23 hours after I woke up to start this journey, in a KOA Kampground just outside Medusa, Utah. Everyone but me is asleep...and I soon will be. Our drive through Nevada … Continue reading The Old Hospital Was Full Of Cannibals
Sixth Floor…Lingerie…Ladieswear…Shoes
...Oh, Mr. Cross. Going...down? Ok, ok, so I ripped off Aerosmith. (Note: This con/trip report is dedicated to Daisy Ann Cross, who left us far too soon, but is always with us in our hearts. Fuck cancer!) (Note: Comments by our dogs, Lucy & Winker, are presented in italics) The Trip To CatCon2: Day Zero, … Continue reading Sixth Floor…Lingerie…Ladieswear…Shoes
A Sense Of Porpoise
...did that come off as sounding flipperant? Message to my gaming group Due to a whole bunch of factors, but mostly the motherfucking economy (fuck you very much, 8 years of Republican assholery), I am forced to take a break from running our regular RPG sessions. Spread the word please, Sam & Paul. I'll call … Continue reading A Sense Of Porpoise
The Heartstopping Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The City Of The Vampires
...from the August, 1908 issue Imaginary Gaming Convention News So, one week from today is the start of the very real GenCon, which I will be missing because Grace and I cannot afford to miss a beat on our descent into poverty (although we will have a house to live in while we are impoverished). … Continue reading The Heartstopping Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The City Of The Vampires
It’s All Fun and Games Until You Get Trampled By A Yak
...damn those yaks! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, smalley-smoot! I hope you have a good time today. Also, thanks for being one of my few gaming friends who is older than me:)
Terri, A Canary From Derry, Shares A Berry & A Cherry, With Hairy Larry & Mary, The Dairy Fairy
...but she's wary of Harry, who is scary and has dysentary Damn...that was a fun one:) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRESIDENT OBAMA! Have a beer (NOT one of those fucking Bud Lights) on me! And to any of that insane bunch of right wing assholes called "birthers" who might read this, let me just ask... Why don't … Continue reading Terri, A Canary From Derry, Shares A Berry & A Cherry, With Hairy Larry & Mary, The Dairy Fairy
Ornithopter Racing Weekly
...a pretty specialized publication Ok, folks, the results for the Final Walter Poll are in and the winning villain is... Joe Elephant! Who is a right wing bible belt nutcase mutant who, when he gets really mad, turns into a sorta Ganesha looking superstrong troublemaker. And so ends our time with Walter the Working Class … Continue reading Ornithopter Racing Weekly
The Family Friendly, Yet Morally Ambiguous, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Summer Vacation
...co-starring her adopted sister, Pearl In Which I Move Even Closer To My Permanent Home In Hell The setting: At 7:00 this morning, I had to drop the car off for service at the Honda dealer 1 mile from my house. As always, I dropped it off and then started walking home. At a bus … Continue reading The Family Friendly, Yet Morally Ambiguous, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Summer Vacation
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