The Ice Cream Gnomes Are Coming To Steal Your Berries

…so don’t make them get rough.

The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 1, In which Your Humble Narrator rests and let’s the critters do the blogging.

I indulged in too much Guinness and too many shots of Jack last night. That resulted in us not leaving Missoula until noon. We are now in Kalispell and tomorrow we enter Glacier National Park. I need to rest, having only recent eaten anything beyond water and aspirins. The following was transcribed this morning by Flash and includes discussion with Winker and Lucy.

Begin Transcript

Winker: Dad looks sick and smells funny today, but he was laughing and singing last night. I think I’ll go lick his face to make him feel better.

Lucy: I think Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

Flash: I think so, sis. I wonder why humans do that? Sharon & Mom look ok.

Lucy: That’s because they don’t drink that stuff. Do you think Dad will be ok?

Flash: Yeah, I think so. Later, I’ll go sit on his head. We cats have healing powers, you know.

Winker: I licked Dad’s face and he told me I was a good girl, but to go away. Then he asked Mom to shoot him, but she just laughed.

Flash: Woooeee! His breath smells worse than a dog fart.

Winker & Lucy: Hey!

Flash: Oops, sorry. But you have to admit, that is really bad breath.

Lucy: Yeah, it’s worse than Cow Breath.

Winker: Maybe we should all go howl at Dad. He might like that.

Lucy: Yes, he might.

Flash: It’s worth a try.

A couple of minutes later…

Winker: I don’t think Dad liked that.

Flash: Nope, but I think his head won’t really fall off.

Lucy: Oh, look! Mom has Second Breakfast!

End Transcript

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222 thoughts on “The Ice Cream Gnomes Are Coming To Steal Your Berries

  1. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]
    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.
    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.
    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.
    Lucy: ‘Bout what?
    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.
    Flash: So?
    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.
    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.
    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.
    Flash/Lucy: What?
    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?
    Lucy: Great idea!
    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?
    Lucy: You mean…
    Winker: Lets get to it!
    End Transcript of missing tape.
    ::B::

  2. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]
    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.
    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.
    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.
    Lucy: ‘Bout what?
    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.
    Flash: So?
    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.
    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.
    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.
    Flash/Lucy: What?
    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?
    Lucy: Great idea!
    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?
    Lucy: You mean…
    Winker: Lets get to it!
    End Transcript of missing tape.
    ::B::

  3. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  4. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  5. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  6. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]
    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.
    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.
    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.
    Lucy: ‘Bout what?
    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.
    Flash: So?
    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.
    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.
    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.
    Flash/Lucy: What?
    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?
    Lucy: Great idea!
    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?
    Lucy: You mean…
    Winker: Lets get to it!
    End Transcript of missing tape.
    ::B::

  7. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  8. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  9. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  10. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  11. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  12. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  13. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  14. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  15. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  16. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  17. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  18. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  19. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  20. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  21. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  22. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  23. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  24. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  25. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  26. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  27. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  28. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  29. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  30. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  31. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  32. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  33. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]
    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.
    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.
    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.
    Lucy: ‘Bout what?
    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.
    Flash: So?
    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.
    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.
    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.
    Flash/Lucy: What?
    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?
    Lucy: Great idea!
    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?
    Lucy: You mean…
    Winker: Lets get to it!
    End Transcript of missing tape.
    ::B::

  34. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  35. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  36. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  37. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  38. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  39. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  40. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  41. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  42. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  43. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  44. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  45. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  46. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  47. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  48. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  49. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  50. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  51. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  52. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  53. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  54. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  55. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  56. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  57. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  58. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  59. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  60. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  61. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  62. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  63. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  64. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  65. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  66. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  67. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  68. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  69. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  70. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  71. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  72. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  73. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

  74. [missing 30 seconds of tape re-spliced]

    Flash: Those sausage snacks were pretty good.

    Lucy: You’ll have pretty bad burps and…and the other thing later.

    Winker: Never mind that, you two. I’ve been thinking.

    Lucy: ‘Bout what?

    Winker: You know, how Dad looked sick and smelled funny (but not funny ha ha) day after he was laughing and singing last night.

    Flash: So?

    Winker: Well, I just came up with a better plan than licking his face or barking to make him feel better.

    Lucy: Winker, you know it’s all because Dad drank too much of that stuff he buys in bottles.

    Winker: Right. And I know something you two don’t know.

    Flash/Lucy: What?

    Winker: I figured out the secret of the bottle opener. How about we open up all that stuff in bottles and pour it out?

    Lucy: Great idea!

    Flash: No! I have an even better idea, guys! How about we not only empty those bottles, but fill them up with something else?

    Lucy: You mean…

    Winker: Lets get to it!

    End Transcript of missing tape.

    ::B::

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