Beer Is Good…Pie Is Good…Why Not Beer Pie?

…Mmmm, give me another slice of that IPA pie

I now present the last post for The Infinite Doc week. The original version was very long and only halfway finished, so I switched to this version. The longass original may yet see the light of day when the Dociverse website goes live.

The Doclopedia #174

The Infinite Doc: Doc Rocks!

To make a very very long story short, at age 75, Doc Cross was able to travel into the past in a new young body. Once there (1965) he formed a rock & roll band. Using his advanced knowledge of history, he did many things…

Like appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show just a few days before appearing at Woodstock.

Kept the Beatles from breaking up.

Helped Bobby Kennedy win the 1968 presidential election.

Had 45 number one hits

Did the rockin’ theme songs for two James Bond movies

Kept Janis Joplin from having her fatal drug overdose, then helped her stay clean for another 40 years.

Created the entire “concept album” idea

Won 22 Grammy awards

Promoted punk music in the USA

Bought both Fillmores and never let them close down.

Broke the backs of the recording industry and started the first record company that treated artists fairly.

Played at 4 presidential inaugurations (R. Kennedy, Jerry Brown, T. Kennedy & Bill Clinton).

Had sex with lots and lots of groupies, starlets and other females.

Was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, the Country Music Hall of Fame and the Jazz Hall of Fame…all within 5 years.

Produced several movies.

Fathered 9 children by 4 wives.

Lived to be 103 years old and died playing the piano.