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The Doclopedia #175

Magic Items That Don’t Look Cool: Gloves Of Seduction

This rather shabby pair of gloves are stained with sweat, grease and other things you don’t want to know about. They are pretty badly worn and have a small hole or two. On top of all thay, they don’t fit very well, always being a size or two too large. If you saw these gloves in a garbage pile, you’d leave them there.

But what if you decided to put them on? Well, in that case, you would find a strange energetic feeling coming over you and the next person of your chosen sexual partner preference that you met would find you very interesting. You would automatically know exactly what to say and do to get that person to have sex with you…and it would be damned good sex, too.

Assuming that you didn’t take the gloves off.