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The Doclopedia #297
Technobabble: We Haz It!: Nanotech Genetic Mutation Transverter Science Fiction, Humor, Modern Strangeness
We aren’t 100% sure what this thing actually does, but we strongly suspect it has something to do with either superpowers, halfbreed alien babies or super intelligent apes. Hell, come to think of it, it probably has something to do with all of those things and maybe cattle mutilations, the devil and disco music. Best stay away from one of these, if you find one.
The Doclopedia #298
Technobabble: We Haz It!: Microflanged Warpdrive Inducement Coupling Science Fiction, Humor, Modern Strangeness
Face it dude, without this, your warpdrive isn’t worth a damn. I mean, there you are, getting ready to outrun some alien mofo and you’ve got no love from hyperspace because your shit is totally uncoupled. You are owned, my brother, and those aliens will be talking shit about you for days! So get yourself the proper coupling and show those alien bitches how we do it Earthside!
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