…if, by “communism” you mean a couple of dog cookie treats
WOOHOO! I hit number 300 of the 365 challenge! YES!
The Doclopedia #299
Technobabble: We Haz It!: Chronophasic Interdimensional Teleporting Switch
Let’s say you want to visit all of these alternate Earths I’ve been writing about. You build your Interdimensional traveling device and off you go! But wait…once you get to the first world, you find out that your master power switch either did not teleport with you or it did, but it arrived at the wrong local time. Since the latter might mean waiting years for it to arrive and the former would mean you are seriously screwed, you had better get down to the local electronics shop and buy a Chronophasic Interdimensional Teleporting Switch. Shouldn’t cost more than $30.00 and it is money well spent.
The Doclopedia #300
Technobabble: We Haz It!: Biomechanical Clone Replicating Booth
Ok, maybe you’re old school and replicate your clones by hand using an old fashioned tank full of chemicals. More power to you, but the rest of us will be using these spiffy booths to crank out our world dominating clone armies. They’re simple to use: you just pop in the first clone, then set the number of replicants you want, then push the big blue button. Easy peasy! Just remember to feed the booth a nice bucket of food every day (we highly recommend New England style clam chowder or a mess of gumbo) and you’ll soon be commanding your army to victory.
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