...with extra Crazy Sauce Here are the final three entries for this Doclopedia theme, kids! New theme starts up tomorrow. The Doclopedia #523 Magical Items For Modern Mages: Boots Of Effortless Movement Your average wizard is not generally built for lots of running or walking. Much of their time is spent in their sanctum working … Continue reading Rock & Roll Pizza
Month: May 2012
My Little Pony Meets Godzilla
...it did not end well. Hey, y'all, go read the DogCon 3 report over on my fiction blog! The Doclopedia #520 Magical Items For Modern Mages: Gloves Of Hacking If you are a practitioner of the magical arts, chances are that you suck at using a computer, assuming they don't catch fire when you … Continue reading My Little Pony Meets Godzilla
No Jackals Allowed
...due to protests by the Vultures Union The Doclopedia #518 Magical Items For Modern Mages: Ring Of The Nice Doggie Dogs are wonderful animals and most of us love them...until we are getting chased by attack dogs, trying to silence a yappy little watch dog or staring into the face of a pack of wolves … Continue reading No Jackals Allowed
Mr. Porkwaffle Gets Chased By Saffron Finches
...pretty, but vicious The Doclopedia #515 Magical Items For Modern Mages: Wand Of Eluding Pursuit It happens all the time: you, running or driving for your life because there are demons or cops or vampires or psycho ex-lovers in hot pursuit. Sometimes you get away, sometimes you end up in a big fight. Either way, … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Gets Chased By Saffron Finches
The Very Dark & Mysterious, Yet Laugh Filled, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And How Cousin Gooby Broke His Nose
...co-starring Darcy, the dancing goat The Doclopedia #513 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Ring of Comfortable Sleep Sleeping in a dungeon or out in the wild is no easy thing. Hell, getting a good nights sleep in most large fantasy cities isn't always a piece of cake. But if you are wearing a Ring Of … Continue reading The Very Dark & Mysterious, Yet Laugh Filled, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And How Cousin Gooby Broke His Nose