…it was a TV show, wasn’t it?
The Doclopedia #1,457
The Alphabet: N is For…Nigerian Prince
On Earth 5-V, the Nigerian Prince is something of a superhero. Descended from actual Nigerian royalty and multimillionaires, he seems intent on giving away his family fortune. It’s a very large fortune, so it may take a long while to give away.
His modus operandi is to get dressed up in robes similar to those worn by ancient kings, then grab a big bag full of cash and go hand it out to people. So far, rough estimates put his giving at 24,000,000 dollars. He has given away money in over 100 different countries.
Oddly, the Nigerian Prince has never been robbed while out on a giving spree.
The Doclopedia #1,458
The Alphabet: N is For…Nood Groodin
ATTENTION ALL SAPIENT LIFEFORMS!
The well known troublemaker Nood Groodin has escaped from Punishment Island! It is believed that he is heading toward this city with shenanigans on his mind! The Protectors consider him to be mentally unstable and dangerously un-serious. He is well known for flaunting the rules of decent citizenship. If you should encounter Nood Groodin, remember…
1: Do not buy him food, no matter how hungry he says he is.
2: Do not Give him your shoes!
3: Ladies: Do Not Tell Him What Color Your Panties Are!
4: Do not let him groom your dog or cat!
5: Under no circumstances should you dance with Nood Groodin!
6: Do not accept cookies or crackers from him!
7: If Nood Groodin tells you a “joke”, go see your Religion Interpreter IMMEDIATELY!
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