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The Doclopedia #2,095
How Aliens Have Sex: The Skeeords
Skeeords are an Early Industrial race. They look like a cross between a orangutan and a cow. The sexes are generally the same size, about 6 feet tall and 300 pounds.
When the female, who always calls the sexual shots, gets in the mood, she begins to emit a smell reminiscent of vinegar, cherries and stale beer. This pretty much causes any mature males who smell it to think of nothing but the old in & out. But first, if there is more than one males around, they begin wrestling to see who gets her. This means there could be a big sweaty mass of several males on the ground trying to pin each other.
Once a male is pinned for a few seconds, he goes all limp and then crawls off. After a bit, one male reigns supreme and he goes to claim his female. Except she actually claims him, because grasping tentacles in her vaginal analog hold his branching sex organ inside her until she has orgasmed several dozen times. Then she just up and leaves to do whatever and the male sleeps it off for 12 to 36 hours.
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The Doclopedia #2,096
How Aliens Have Sex: The K’wnu
The K’wnu are a protoplasmic race that are at the Early Agriculture stage of development. Watching them have sex is both amazing and rather beautiful.
These large 2,000 pound blobs of clear to opaque jelly come in dozens of colors. When a pair of then decides to have sex, they back off each other until they are about 100 feet apart. Then, they begin advancing toward each other at amazing speed, around 45 miles an hour. Sex starts happening when they slam together, which produces a very loud sound like a wet towel hitting a brick wall.
The two jellies merge together into one huge jelly. Unless they are intent on reproduction, the colors do not blend together, but stay distinct. The mass writhes and moves around for several minutes, then begins to start rising up.
As the big finish approaches, the 4,000 pound jelly mass will form a tower around 30 feet tall, with the two colors moving very quicklly. Then, at what must be the point of orgasm, everything stops moving for a few seconds before the tower collapses and the two colors separate. It’s quite a sight to see.
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