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The Doclopedia #2,097

How Aliens Have Sex: The Vuunuufas

For this species of aliens, it takes three to tango. The Vuunuufa are a humanoid species with some resemblance to pigs. They have three sexes: the sperm/egg producer, the egg/sperm producer, and the fertilizing partner. They all have the same two sex organs.

Basically, sex involves all three of them inserting/receiving each other’s sex organs and then just sort of standing there trembling for as long as 45 minutes. If the sex is just for pleasure, the fertilizing partner withholds the hormones that let sperm and egg meet. After they are done, they separate and everyone takes a nap.

But if the sex is for procreation, the hormones flow and everyone ends up pregnant except the fertilizing partner. Then they take a nap.

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The Doclopedia #2,098

How Aliens Have Sex: The Ixnili

These 15 foot tall, warm blooded reptilians are a savage race barely into the Bronze Age. They are savage and bloodthirsty and their sex lives match that.

When two Ixnili want to have sex, whether for fun or procreation, they first fight. They don’t use any weapon except their body parts. The fighting is brutal and there are no rules. Sooner or later, one of them defeats the other and it’s sex time.

Now, you might think that the winner would then ravage the loser, but you’d be wrong. No, the Ixnili heal very quickly, so after only a few minutes, the loser is okay enough to take control of the sex and the winner just lays back and enjoys things. Which is probably good, because the actual sex act lasts about an hour.