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The Doclopedia #2,089
How Not To…: Rob A Bank
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I can tell you three ways to not rob a bank. Don’t ask how I know this stuff.
1: Do not gather up a crew in a hurry. Sure as hell, you’ll get at least two idiots who forget to do crucial things or, even worse, do stuff wrong and you’ll have to haul ass out of the bank before you crack the safe.
2: Do not use a sonic assault cannon to blast open the gate to the safe deposit box room, because there will be a shitload of transharmonics and you’ll be deaf as a post for 3 or 4 days.
3: Make damned sure the bank you go into is not one frequented by cops to do their banking while off duty but still armed. You will very quickly learn what a “Mexican standoff” is.
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The Doclopedia #2,090
How Not To…: “Fix” The Bus
Suggested by Avis Crane
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The Bus in question is, of course, our time traveling & dimension hopping bus, Sweetie.
If, by “fix”, you mean repair, don’t. That is something that Sweetie can do in some cases and Joe, our quantum mechanic, can do in all other cases. Sasha can do certain diagnostics and very minor repairs, but that’s it. If anyone else decides to play mechanic, things can go very wrong.
Now, if you mean the kind of “fix” that pertains to reproductive sterilization, well, I’m not sure even Joe would know how to do that. If Sweetie wants to reproduce again, I reckon she will. I don’t think it’s very likely, since she just had Spock a few months ago, but it’s up to her.
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