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The Doclopedia #2,087
How Not To…: Talk to Aliens
Suggested by Gaylin Chev
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Well now, that entirely depends upon the aliens you are speaking to, doesn’t it? I mean, every memberspecies of the Galactic Counsel communicates using one of the 16 versions of the lingua franca, so you just need to look it up.
Now, mind you, most species can only speak 2, maybe 3 GalLangs, but since Universal translators ore everywhere, just buy one and use it. Try to speak clearly, because if your Gal Lang is off by a couple of levels, the UT will make you sound like a primitive git.
So, I guess THAT would be the way NOT to speak to aliens, by using the way wrong language.
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The Doclopedia #2,088
How Not To…: Wear a Mask
Suggested by Gaylin Chev
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Do NOT wear a dinky little mask that just covers right around your eyes. May as well not even wear a mask.
Don’t wear a mask that makes your voice too muffled to hear. Bad guys will just look at you all confused and then start shooting.
Absolutely do not wear a mask with your company logo on it. That’s just asking for trouble.
Don’t wear another superhero’s mask. That’s just tacky and might get you sued or beaten up.
Don’t wear a mask that makes it hard to breathe.
Don’t wear a mask with too much high tech stuff built into it. If you lose power you might not be able to see or hear or whatever.
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