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Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Things To Search For

1: A diamond the size of a duck egg

2: The murder weapon

3: A bomb

4: The villain’s hideout

5: Treasure

6: A missing person

7: A lost robot

8: A transdimensional gateway

9: The key to unlock the dungeon exit

10: The girl with the green eyes

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Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: A Meeting Place

1: Ernie’s Place, midnight

2: Her/His apartment. noon

3: The Tower Of The Gods, 2:00 am

4: City Hall, 9:00 am sharp

5: Next to the village well, just after sunset

6: ACME Labs, in 10 minutes

7: Starbase 225, in a week

8: The Stork Club, 9:00 pm, dress sharp

9: 221 B Baker Street. whenever

10: May 9th, 1630 AD, Florida, look for a bus