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The Doclopedia #2,089
Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: A Trap!
1: 2d6+2 Sword blades fall from the ceiling
2: A bomb with all red wires
3: A steel rod pops out at crotch level
4: Sloped and greased pit that dumps you in a sewer
5: Fire! Fire coming up from the floor!
6: Three pissed off honey badgers behind the door
7: If you pick up the gun, explosive gas floods the room
8: Snakes! Lots of poisonous snakes.
9: Hidden shotgun goes off if you open the wrong door
10: Rolling barrel studded with razor blades
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The Doclopedia #2,090
Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: A Message
1: Written on a notepad “Werewolf on ship”
2: Interrupted phone call “You gotta get to 5th and Bell right now. They have to be stopped before…”
3: Spelled our in stones outside the cabin “RUN!”
4: A postcard “I shall rob the Royal Gala tonight. Your efforts to stop me will fail”
5: Note on a murder victim’s chest. “I killed Tony and Big Lou is next!”
6: Message in a fortune cookie. “Leave via rear door. Wing Hong men waiting out front
7: Delivered via messenger boy. “I await you on West Hill with my sword ready.”
8: Tied to a brick that came through your window. “Science is the Devil’s tool!”
9: Coming over your car radio late at night as you cross the desert. “Stop your conveyance, Earthling!”
10: A text message. “The experiment failed, Gail! I’m losing control. Call in Army!”
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