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The Doclopedia #2,095

Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The Lucky Ace

After a long hot ride across the prairie, a feller wants a drink, maybe to play some cards and a bit of sport with a pretty gal. In Coldwater, Colorado, that most likely means a visit to The Lucky Ace.

Owned and operated by Miss Jessamine Mills, you’ll see it right there on the north side of Main Street and the corner of Second Street. It’s a big place, all white with lavender trim. The inside is real nice, all done up with gold trim and clean as a whistle. They make you feel welcome right from the git go.

I got to warn you though, that Miss Jessy don’t tolerate no fightin’ or gunplay or disrespecting her girls. You do any of that and one of the big bruisers that works for her will put a knot on your head and toss you out into the street.

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The Doclopedia #2,096

Saloons, Bars & Pubs: Stoutly’s Pub

The best pub in Newshire? Why, sir, that’d be Stoutly’s, just down this road and around that hill over yonder. It’s as fine an establishment as you’ll find for six days ride in any direction, yessir.

Stoutly Sidebottom, he’s been running the place since he built it 80 years ago. Pours a lovely pint, he does. Like nectar from some Elven fruit it is. Oh, and the food! His wife Elin is a wizard in the kitchen. Her baked goods are so light they near float into your mouth. And her meat pies…well, sir, you eat one of them and you’ll swear no meat pie ever crossed your lips before.

Hmmm, I’m thinking it’s just about time for lunch, so how about if I just walk with you over there?