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The Doclopedia #2,145
Places NOT To Go: Demon Island
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Demon Island? Are you mental? It’s a big damned island where DEMONS LIVE? Why the hell would you want to go there?
Treasure? TREASURE? What the fuck good is treasure going to do for you when a Thalrok Demon rips your belly open to eat your guts? Or a Sakosi Demon claws out your eyes? Or when a Jagga Cat Demon bites off your damned HEAD?
No, better you four idiots should just climb Mount Wex and kick the dragon in the balls. Jeez!
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The Doclopedia #2,146
Places NOT To Go: The Old Huggins Place
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Oh hell no, Tony, there is no way I’m going there again! We barely escaped last time. No, it was NOT an old dog and a pack of raccoons! It was ghosts and Dewey and I both saw them!
No, YOU are the dummy. Go ahead and go up to the Old Huggins Place, where Zeb Huggins and his sons killed and ATE people 50 years ago, Tony. They fucking ATE THEM! At least 26 people, maybe more!
So, you and Jake and Wes just go ahead. I’ll stay here to tell everyone where to look when you don’t come back.
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The Doclopedia #2,147
Places NOT To Go: Level 17
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I’m not kidding, Jensen, if the Captain tries to send us down to Level 17, I’m just gonna punch him and go into the stockade. No way they’ll get me down there, or even to level 16.
Look, we’ve been living in this shelter module for what, 200 years now? Why do you think Second Gen abandoned Level 17? I say mutants or disease, maybe both.
I’ve read the history of this place. On Last Day, they let a shit ton of people inside, more than the place was meant for. What are the odds that if some of them were diseased or mutating, they’d get locked up in the Reserve Storage Level? It’s self contained and they could live there until Release. It makes sense.
Oh shit, here comes the Sarge and the Captain. Let’s see what they say.
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