…For that matter, HOW is Spencer Moonlap?
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The Bulletin Board: Post Apocalypse Edition
Wanted: Soda pop. Any flavor, can or bottle. Cola preferred, but will take anything. It’s been so long. CONTACT: Murf, out on I-80 by the old KFC.
I have fresh gator meat for sale. Killed a big 40 footer two days ago. Will trade meat for dynamite, C-4, hand grenades or other explosives. Will also trade for medical supplies or booze.
Red Honey: If you see this, we have gone up into the mountains to the lake. We have Dooter and your cat. Dan got killed by murder hornets, but we kept his truck. Try to get up here before the snow. Good luck! Smidge, Lu & Earl
I’m looking for anyone heading to the Pacific Coast, Bay area preferably. I have Class B mutant repellent and a shotgun. Can also provide chocolate. As for Wasid over at the big church camp.
NEWS! Gojira is sleeping in Tokyo harbor. If you want to go into the city, now is the time to do it. Most buildings are destroyed, but there is still plenty of stuff to scrounge.
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The Doclopedia #2,279
The Bulletin Board: Fantasy Edition
Prophecies revealed! Come find out what the portents reveal about you. Party discounts available. 16 years in business! Alkar The Revealer 11 Fish Lane
I’m retiring, so all my adventuring equipment has to go. Armor, weapons, packs, tents, too much more to mention. Sale starts at sun up on Market Day. Willing to make a very good deal for bulk buys. 220 Wolfbane Row
Gentlemen & ladies who have experience in “liberating” objects, I need something retrieved for me. Excellent pay and very detailed information. Really need the object within 3 months. Will handle your travel expenses. See Urovin Woodlark at 55 Mossytree Lane for interview.
Just a note to let everyone know that the so called Dungeon of 1,000 Deaths is nothing but a cleaned out waste of time. Me and my 6 mates went in looking for fortune and fights, and we didn’t see anything worth looking at. Biggest creature was a bloody raccoon. No treasure left at all. Don’t bother going.
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