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The Doclopedia #2,282

The Bulletin Board: Dog & Cat Edition

NOTICE: Poop Eaters Anonymous will be moving it’s weekly meeting to Tuesday night in Sparky Malone’s back yard under the willow tree. If you want help with your poop eating problem, please come see us.

Looking for a couple of partners to go night fishing this Friday. The humans on Elder Street have put in a very well stocked fish pond and I’d like to catch some fish before the raccoons and herons find out about it. Cats only, please.

FOR SALE: I have a large collection of sticks, bones, and balls that I need to sell. Most have medium use, so still great for chewing. Will consider selling the whole shebang to one dog. See Petey at 8767 Portside Street.

Big Barkapalooza Saturday Night! The moon will be full and the barking should be good. Starting time is about 11:00 pm and will continue until around 3:30 am. Let’s all get out in the yard and welcome the moon!

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The Doclopedia #2,283

The Bulletin Board: Monster Edition

WARNING: That son of a bitch Van Helsing is back in Los Angeles! Be on your guard, brothers & sisters, because we all know he’s stake happy. If you can, get out of town. If you can’t, lay low with a good supply of blood. We’ll keep you informed of his movements as best we can.

Looking for a new house to haunt. My old place burned down and they didn’t rebuild. I’d like someplace built in the 30s or 40s, preferably two story or larger. Family size or ethnicity not important, but I do prefer the deeply religious for haunting purposes. Contact Edwin at the burned out house on Baker Drive.

Does anyone know of a good mad scientist surgeon? I need to get a few parts replace. I can supply the parts, if needed. Contact Frank at the big crypt in the cemetery.

Hey, lycantropes, do you have problems with fleas and ticks, but don’t want to use any of the harsh commercial products? I have a great all natural organic flea & tick repellent that really works! It will wipe out the heaviest infestations after just a couple of uses. Reasonably priced and I can delivery. Call 555-0011, before moonrise. Ask for Lupe.