…you fancy skinks can just keep on moving
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The Doclopedia #2,280
The Bulletin Board: Steampunk Edition
LOST: Self-winding clockwork dog. JoJo got out of my workshop sometime yesterday. He is designed for ordinary canine behavior, so he could have been chasing a cat. Resembles an Airedale terrier with blue eyes. Friendly, but prone to barking. Reward offered.
1887 Hopman-Sandborne “Apollo Flyer” steam carriage. Less than 700 miles. In excellent condition with four of the new rubber tires and a new lighting setup for night driving. Top speed of 40 miles per hour on a straight road! $300.00 or best offer.
I am forming an expedition to the Island of the Skull in June. We will travel to the island on Professor Dane’s amazing new airship. I would like a team of at least 9 individuals, including a botanist, a zoologist and a medical doctor. Former military personnel most welcome. I will supply general equipment and supplies, as well as some firearms. Mail your application to Professor Theodore Saxon, 32 Grove Lane, Fresno, California.
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The Doclopedia #2,281
The Bulletin Board: Superhero Edition
Getting out of the villain business! I have several deadly weapons, a couple of land/air vehicles, three robots (one is for parts only) and a medium sized lair in an old gold mine. Will sell separately, but would prefer to sell it all as a bundle. Could be a great setup for a young villain just starting out. I can also provide references for several great henchmen. Looking for 3 million, but I’m willing to haggle. Contact The Crime Spectre through the usual channels.
Seamstress available to alter or repair costumes. Fast turnaround and reasonable rates. Hero or villain, I do not judge. Call Yolanda at 555-4560.
Public notice is hereby given that Thermo Lass is divorcing Sargent Freedom as of November 11th. I will no longer be working, living or appearing with him. Any debts, enemies or problems he incurs will be all his.