The Rare And Beautiful Carnivorous Crickets Of Potawango Island

…stay away from them

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What’s In The Box?

Letters?

Damn, that’s a lot of letters. Looks like they are from a bunch of people to one person, a Mr. T. Zane of Omaha, Nebraska. Wow, there are postmarks from all over the world! There’s one from Siam. Wasn’t that what they called Thailand? Or was it Vietnam? Whatever. Ooh, there’s one from the Belgian Congo.

Hmm, looks like these are reports about some really boring stuff. Who the hell cares if this guy in Kyoto had dinner with somebody named Mr. S, where they talked about “merchandise moving from Point A to Point G”. Oh, look, here’s one from a Miss W, in someplace called Irkutsk. She reports that there was “quite a parade” recently that was heading south at a “very good clip”.

What the hell does that even mean?

I dunno about you, but I’m finding this all very boring.