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The Doclopedia #2,309
Oh No!: Do Not Fear The Skurn!
Citizens of the Great Nation, You are being DECIEVED! Hear now this message from the Most Holy Galvox of the True Church of the Great Creator! Hear it, learn, and OBEY!
500 years ago, the lying heretics of Hibbnesko created the sinful Church of the Great Creator! The false Church was based upon the insane false prophet Wamaz, and many joined with that foul Church! But their teachings are LIES!
It is true that the Great Skurn has arisen from his sleep, but not to destroy EVERYONE! No, good people, he has arisen to destroy the unclean heretics who worship at the Church of the Great Creator! All who do not denounce that Church and return to the True Church of the Great Creator will be wiped away, devoured or crushed by the Great Skurn! Underground cities cannot save them!
Come now, brothers and sisters, and join the True Church in the Valley of the Flowers. Renounce your former sinful worshiping and live in peace while the Skurn cleanses our land!
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