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The Doclopedia #2,356
Out In The Woods: There’s A Giant Bear
Hell yes Big Joe is out there! Biggest damned bear I’ve ever seen. Bigger than them Kodiak bears by a good 500 pounds, and taller, too. Here in a bit, I’ll take ya out and show ya his scratch marks way the hell up on a big pine.
Dangerous? Well, I reckon he would be if ya pissed him off. Thing is, nothin’ messes with him, so he don’t get pissed off. He just goes along about his business and every other creature just gets the hell out of his way. Well, maybe wolverines don’t, but they’re fearless and crazy anyway.
So, you folks want to go film him for a nature show on TV, eh? Well, I’ll take ya out to see him. He’s up at the north end of the valley, eatin’ salmon and berries. You oughta be able to get some pretty good pictures of him with them drone thingamajigs.
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