…they came to Earth for our garbage
The Doclopedia #2,355
Stop And Think!: Before You Drink That Potion
I dunno, Dr. Frantelli, I’m thinkin’ ya might not want to drink that ancient potion after all, what with it sittin’ here in this chamber for 500 years. That just don’t seem like a good idea.
Yeah, I know it’s supposed to grant you a thousand more years of life, but don’t ya think
it mighta went bad a couple centuries ago? And look at all them cave paintin’s. They show some pretty strange stuff goin’ on. I’m just sayin’ that chuggin’ down some 500 year old glowing blue stuff might not sit well in yer guts.
Okay, okay! Yeah, me and Lefty here will go out and get the car ready to take ya back to town. You go ahead and recite your ritual.
Come on, Lefty, let’s hurry out of here. My neck hairs is standin’ up.
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