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The Doclopedia #2,354
Stop And Think!: Before You Rip Off That Rich Person
Ladies, I’m thinking that this may be a mistake. Maybe it’s too risky for us to both milk this rich fellow for his money as mistresses and steal all the money in his secret vault. I mean, is a few million dollars and who knows how much in other valuables worth risking our freedom? Possibly even our lives? Are we that hungry for money?
Maybe we should just grift him for a few hundred dollars and be satisfied. Shouldn’t we remember the good lessons we learned in church? Is this sinful life of theft what we really want? Will the wealth we get make us feel better? Wouldn’t it be better to give up this life and get married and raise a family?
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Oh jeez, girls, I couldn’t keep a straight face. Hahaha! Okay, funny stuff aside, let’s start the ball rolling and get this rich bastard set up for a good skinning. Dotty & Helen, you seduce him. Olive, you enjoy your new job as his downstairs maid. Learn all you can about his habits and where that vault is. Everyone else, get out there and buy equipment, gather up information, and get ready for that big 4th of July party. We are going to be rich after this.
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