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The Doclopedia #2,353
Stop And Think!: Before You Have Sex With A Diety
Look, Brotos, you know that I would never presume to tell you what to do, but do you REALLY want to enter into the Sex Den of Padloth? I mean certainly, his current form is exceptionally virile and handsome, but he’s a GOD! Are you…is ANY mortal man…an equal to his awesome maleness?
We have been friends and sword-brothers for 15 years now, old friend, so please listen to me. It cannot be that a mortal, even one such as yourself, can return from a night of fight based man sex without some sort of…well, changes. Have you forgotten the legend of the Bloody General? He accepted Padloth’s invitation and when it was all over, was cursed with both lycanthropy and impotence. It took three years before his raging rampage was stopped by The Thousand Arrows Clan.
All I’m asking is that you think…oh…oh no…THINK, BROTOS! Don’t do it!
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