…he stayed drunk for a week
The Doclopedia #2,453
When In Doubt, Whip It Out: Flask Of Many Fluids
If you could afford to buy one of these, we are impressed. The flask holds a pint and that pint can pour out any of the six liquids you command it to. Water, acid, oil, healing potion, wine, or blood, all are there for your use. Of course, after the sixth pour, the flask takes 12 hours to refill. And yes, you can pour out the same thing 6 times in a row.
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