...he stayed drunk for a week The Doclopedia #2,453 When In Doubt, Whip It Out: Flask Of Many Fluids If you could afford to buy one of these, we are impressed. The flask holds a pint and that pint can pour out any of the six liquids you command it to. Water, acid, oil, healing … Continue reading That Night She Walked Away
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Super Secret Space Agents
...you saw nothing, get it? The Doclopedia #2,452 When In Doubt, Whip It Out: Sleepy Shotgun Sleepy shotguns look like a regular double barreled 12 gauge sawed off shotgun, but the shells contain dream fairy dust, which will put anyone it hits into a deep sleep for 2-4 hours. Each shell will fill a 20 … Continue reading Super Secret Space Agents
Sporty Little Blog, Ain’t It?
...and it gets great mileage The Doclopedia #2,451 When In Doubt, Whip It Out: Timestop Unit Despite only being about the size of a deck of cards, this device can, with the push of a single button, freeze time in a 30 foot area for 1 minute. That allows you, who are unaffected by the … Continue reading Sporty Little Blog, Ain’t It?
Hit It, Patty!
...play that funky music The Doclopedia #2,450 When In Doubt, Whip It Out: The Living Chain A powerful, yet easily concealed magic item, the living chain is 12 feet of nearly indestructible steel that will obey your every command. Yes, as long as you are in contact with it, and even for about 10 seconds … Continue reading Hit It, Patty!
The Fudge Fairies Need Nuts!
...pecans, preferably The Doclopedia #2,449 When In Doubt, Whip It Out: Lightning Glove Faced with a group of thugs? Maybe a charging bull? Some madman's unholy creature? Well then, blast them with a bolt of lightning from this glove. You can hurl up to 5 bolts before needing to recharge. Each bolt does up to … Continue reading The Fudge Fairies Need Nuts!
Robots In The Sauna
...rusting and overheating The Doclopedia #2,448 When In Doubt, Whip It Out: Rapid Fire Gas Pistol This pistol is just about the size of a .38, but instead of firing bullets, it fires high pressure jets of knockout gas. Good up to 30 feet, it only takes one whiff of this gas to knock a … Continue reading Robots In The Sauna
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