…as opposed to funky gunk
The Doclopedia #2,661
People Of The Solar System…: Terrans
Despite my being born in the Bear Flag Republic of California to an Indian mother and an Irish father, I have always found the people of our Mother Planet to be a rather unpleasant lot, on the whole. The bicker about everything and make war at the drop of a hat. They spout religion and then do not practice it as any of their prophets said to. They accumulate wealth, then don’t spread it around.
They do, however, write some enjoyable books, plays, and songs.